YOU DON'T HAVE TOSAY ANYTHING.
I KNOW HOW IT IS.
I'M NO LONGERTHE COOL KID.
NOW YOU ALLTHINK I'M A FAAAAAG.
( crying )
MY SCHOOL LIFEIS OVER 'CAUSE NOW
ALL THE GUYS DON'T THINKI'M COOOOOOOL.
( sobbing )
DUDE, WE NEVER THOUGHTYOU WERE COOL.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU'RE JUSTSAYING THAT.
WE'VE ALWAYSTHOUGHT YOU SUCK.
YEAH, NOTHING'S CHANGED.
OUR OPINION OF YOU CAN'TPOSSIBLY GO ANY LOWER.
( sniffling )
YOU'RE ALL JUST SAYING THATTO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
NO, IT'S TRUE,WE'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU.
DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME FEELBETTER, YOU GUYS !
WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY WOULD YOU GUYSBE SAYING STUFF
TO MAKE MEFEEL BETTER ?
UNLESS... UNLESS YOUDO THINK I'M COOL.
IF YOU'RE ALL TRYING TOMAKE ME FEEL BETTER,
THEN YOU MUSTSTILL LIKE ME !
OH, OH, WHEW !
OH, HERE I'VE BEENSO WORRIED
ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYSWERE GONNA THINK OF ME
GETTING BEAT UP BY A GIRL,
AND IT TURNS OUT YOU THINKI'M COOL NO MATTER WHAT !
OH, GOD,WHAT A RELIEF !
No Longer The Cool Kid
The Boys reveal their true feelings for Cartman.
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE