After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.

Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.

Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.

Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.

Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.

Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.

With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.

Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.

Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.

Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.

Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.