MAN, IT'S ALMOST TIMEFOR SCHOOL TO START
AND WENDYSTILL ISN'T HERE.
YEAH, I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON.
I MEAN, I SHOWED UP.
WHERE IS SHE ?
HOW COME WENDY'S NOTSHOWING UP FOR THE FIGHT ?
HERE SHE COMES !
WHAT'S UP, WENDY ?
I THOUGHT WE WEREMEETING EARLY TO FIGHT.
YOU KNOW I CAN'TFIGHT YOU.
WHY NOT, YOU CHICKEN ?
BWAWK BWAK BWAAAAK !A BWOK BWOK BWAAACK !
I CAN'T FIGHT YOUBECAUSE YOU CAME
CRYING TO MY HOUSELAST NIGHT WITH YOUR MOM !
PFFT-- OH,THAT'S A DOOZIE, WENDY.
YOU COME UP WITH THATONE ON YOUR OWN ?
DID YOU COME UP WITHTHAT ONE ON YOUR OWN ?
I AIN'T FRONTIN', DAWG.
LET'S DO THIS,LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW, YO.
COME ON, WENDY,KICK HIS ASS !
I CAN'T !
( school bell ringing )
GODDAMN IT !
( Butters )SHE CHICKENED OUT !
AWW !AWW !MAN !SHE CHICKENED OUT !
I TOLD YOU, GUYS.
UGH, I'M GLADTHAT'S OVER WITH.
YEAH, GUESS YOU DODGEDA BULLET, GALAHAD.
I ALWAYS KNEW DEEP DOWN
THAT WENDY DIDN'THAVE ANY B-B-BALLS.
Where Is Wendy?
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE