( Mrs. Testaburger )WENDY !
WE NEED TOTALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
WENDY, HAVE YOU BEENBULLYING KIDS AT SCHOOL ?
WHAT ? NO !
WELL, DO YOU WANT TOEXPLAIN WHY
THIS LITTLE BOY'S MOTHERHAD TO COME TALK TO US ?
( sniffling )
DID YOU TELLTHIS LITTLE BOY
YOU WERE GOING TOBEAT HIM UP ?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,HE SAID HORRIBLE THINGS.
THE THING IS,I TOTALLY SAID I WAS SORRY,
BUT SHE STILL WANTS TOBEAT ME UP.
( crying )
WENDY, NO MATTERWHAT A PERSON SAYS,
YOU DON'T RESPONDWITH VIOLENCE.
HAVEN'T WETAUGHT YOU THAT ?
THE THING IS, WENDY,
I REALLY THINKYOU'RE AWESOME,
AND I KNOW I'M JUST A NERDYLITTLE WEAKLING TO YOU,
BUT I WANT TOBE YOUR FRIEND
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THAT MANYFRIENDS AT SCHOOOOOL...
( sobbing )
WENDY, YOU TELL THISLITTLE BOY
YOU AREN'TGOING TO HURT HIM.
MOM, YOU DON'T--NOW, YOUNG LADY !
I'M NOT GOING TOHURT YOU.
IF THERE IS ANY WORD OFYOU FIGHTING AT SCHOOL,
IT IS OVER FOR YOU, MISSY,DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
WE'RE SO SORRY ABOUT THIS,MS. CARTMAN.
OH, NO, THANK YOUSO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.
( Mr. Testaburger )IT REALLY WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
( Ms. Cartman )YOU'RE VERY SWEET,THANK YOU AGAIN.
COME ON, MUFFIN.
♪ MAMA, MAMA
He Said Horrible Things
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE