YOU ARE HERE UNTIL YOURPARENTS COME AND PICK YOU UP.
USE YOUR TIME TO STUDY.
( Butters )ERIC !
HEY, ERIC !
ERIC, WELL,WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?
EVERYONE'S STARTIN' TO SAY YOUGOT DETENTION ON PURPOSE
TO GET OUT OFFIGHTING WENDY.
WHAT ?THAT'S RIDICULOUS !
BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK YOUCRAPPED ON TEACHER'S DESK
TO GET OUT OF THE FIGHT.
THAT'S NOT WHY I DID IT !
THEN WHY'D YOU CRAPON GARRISON'S DESK ?
BECAUSE I'M HARD-CORE.
YOU KNOW,I'M ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT.
THAT'S HOW I ROLL, DAWGS.
I DO HARD-CORE STUFFLIKE THAT.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID !
I TOLD EVERYONEOUTSIDE,
"CARTMAN AIN'TSCARED OF FIGHTIN' WENDY !
HE'D DO IT IFHE COULD !"
DAMN STRAIGHT !
I JUST GOT ALL PUNK ROCKAND GOT DETENTION, YOU KNOW ?
I'M JUST A BAD DUDE.
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSEWE MOVED THE FIGHT
TO FIRST THING INTHE MORNING TOMORROW.
BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS.
EVERYONE'S GONNAGET THERE EARLY.
THAT WAY, IT WON'T MATTERIF YOU GET DETENTION.
ERIC, GET YOUR BUNS BACKOVER HERE, M'KAY.
WENDY SAID SHE'D BE HEREAN HOUR BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS.
SEE YOU IN THE MORNING,CH-CH-CHAMP !
( banging )
TOMORROW MORNING !
YOU F--KING DIETOMORROW MORNING !
Welcome To Detention
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE