STAN, STAN,DUDE, WE NEED TO TALK !
WENDY AND I ARE SUPPOSED TOFIGHT IN LIKE THREE HOURS.
DUDE, AREN'T YOUWORRIED ?
WENDY'S A GIRL.
SHE COULD END UP GETTINGREALLY HURT, STAN.
YOU'RE MY BROAND SHE'S YOUR BITCH.
I DON'T WANNA HURTMY BRO'S BITCH.
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING,SHE REALLY WANTS TO FIGHT YOU.
NO, NO, SHE DOESN'T.
SHE TOLD ME SHE DOESN'TWANNA FIGHT.
SHE'S JUST STUCK, STAN,
BECAUSE SHE KNOWSI'M GONNA KICK HER ASS
BUT SHE FEELS LIKE IFSHE DOESN'T FIGHT ME
ALL THE KIDS AREGONNA CALL HER "CHICKEN."
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID ?
SHE APOLOGIZED ANDBEGGED ME NOT TO FIGHT HER.
I SAID, "WELL, WENDY,IF YOU'RE SO SORRY
THEN SAY ITFRONT OF EVERYONE."
BUT SHE WOULDN'T.
THAT'S HOW DESPERATESHE IS.
NOW YOU HAVE TODO SOMETHING, STAN.
YOU HAVE TO BEA F--KING MAN
AND FORBID HER FROMFIGHTING SO SHE HAS A WAY--
OH, THAT'S WHEREI PUT THOSE.
ANYWAY, STAN, YOU'VE GOTTO PUT A STOP TO THIS FIGHT.
WENDY'S STUCK AND SHENEEDS YOU.
DUDE, THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO ABOUT IT.
GOD, YOU ARESUCH A PUSSY, STAN !
YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY !
WHEN I HURT WENDY, IT'S GONNABE ON YOUR F--KING HEAD !
Don't Want To Hurt My Bro's Bitch
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE