BETWEEN ERIC CARTMANAND YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
I GUESS SO.
AND YOU'RE GONNAJUST LET THAT GUY
BEAT UP ON YOUR WOMAN ?
DOESN'T THATLIKE GO AGAINST YOUR
JOCK-Y MAN CODEOR SOMETHING ?
YEAH, I DON'T EVER REMEMBERA.C./D.C. SINGING ABOUT
LETTING DUDESBEAT UP ON THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TODO ABOUT IT ?
DON'T WORRY, STAN.
I DON'T THINKTHE FIGHT'S EVEN GONNA HAPPEN.
CARTMAN SAID THATWENDY'S ALREADY
BEGGING HIMTO CALL IT OFF.
I'LL BET SHE IS.
I HOPE NOT !
I WANNA SEE ERIC KICKTHE CRAP OUT OF HER !
( whispering )WENDY, WENDY-- PSSST.
JUST REAL QUICK,JUST-- PSSST-- REAL QUICK.
WENDY, YOU'RE NOTGONNA BELIEVE THIS.
I JUST FOUND OUT MY MOMHAS BREAST CANCER.
MAN, I SURE GOTWHAT WAS COMING TO ME.
I WAS A REAL JERK
AND NOW THEY'RE GONNACUT OFF MY MOM'S BOOBS.
YOU REALLY THINK THAT'SGONNA WORK ON ME ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWENDY, I HAVEHERE $27 IN CASH.
IF YOU JUST CALL OFFTHE FIGHT, THEN I--
YOU CAN'T BRIBEYOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
WENDY, I HAVEMUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.
NO, YOU DON'T.
MY MOM HASMUSCULAR DYSTROPHY...
IN HER BOOBS.
YOU DON'T GET IT, ASSHOLE !
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DOTO STOP THIS FIGHT.
I AM GOING TO WIPETHE PLAYGROUND WITH YOU
RIGHT IN FRONTOF EVERYONE !
I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOURASS DOWN YOUR THROAT
AND MAKE YOUEAT YOUR UNDERWEAR !
EAT MY UNDERWEAR ?
THAT'S RIGHT !
OKAY, WENDY,I WILL EAT MY UNDERWEAR
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
JESUS CHRIST, DO YOU HAVENO SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT ?!
NO, UNLESS YOUWANT ME TO ?
DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVESELF-RESPECT, THEN I WILL.
YOU F--KING SUCKSO HARD !
I'LL EAT MYUNDERWEAR, WENDY,
AND THEN YOU'LL BESATISFIED.
WE CAN PUT THISWHOLE THING BEHIND US.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I AM COMMITTED TOPEACE, WENDY.
I WANT YOU TO SEEJUST HOW HUMBLED I AM--
GARLGGL-- HOW MUCH--GARLGL...
LOOK AT ME, WENDY--GLALGHRG !
THERE, THERE !
OH, MY GOD !
SO... ARE WE COOL ?
I ATE MY UNDERWEAR !
WHAT THE HELL DOYOU WANT FROM ME ?
YOU ARE SO PATHETIC !
WENDY, IT ISN'T FAIR !
I ATE MY UNDERWEARFOR YOU !
YO, WHAT'S UP, DAWG ?
Eat My Underwear?
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE