BETWEEN ERIC CARTMANAND YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

I GUESS SO.

AND YOU'RE GONNAJUST LET THAT GUY

BEAT UP ON YOUR WOMAN ?

DOESN'T THATLIKE GO AGAINST YOUR

JOCK-Y MAN CODEOR SOMETHING ?

YEAH, I DON'T EVER REMEMBERA.C./D.C. SINGING ABOUT

LETTING DUDESBEAT UP ON THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TODO ABOUT IT ?

DON'T WORRY, STAN.

I DON'T THINKTHE FIGHT'S EVEN GONNA HAPPEN.

CARTMAN SAID THATWENDY'S ALREADY

BEGGING HIMTO CALL IT OFF.

I'LL BET SHE IS.

I HOPE NOT !

I WANNA SEE ERIC KICKTHE CRAP OUT OF HER !

( whispering )WENDY, WENDY-- PSSST.

WHAT ?

JUST REAL QUICK,JUST-- PSSST-- REAL QUICK.

WENDY, YOU'RE NOTGONNA BELIEVE THIS.

I JUST FOUND OUT MY MOMHAS BREAST CANCER.

MAN, I SURE GOTWHAT WAS COMING TO ME.

I WAS A REAL JERK

AND NOW THEY'RE GONNACUT OFF MY MOM'S BOOBS.

YOU REALLY THINK THAT'SGONNA WORK ON ME ?

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWENDY, I HAVEHERE $27 IN CASH.

IF YOU JUST CALL OFFTHE FIGHT, THEN I--

YOU CAN'T BRIBEYOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.

WENDY, I HAVEMUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.

NO, YOU DON'T.

MY MOM HASMUSCULAR DYSTROPHY...

IN HER BOOBS.

YOU DON'T GET IT, ASSHOLE !

THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DOTO STOP THIS FIGHT.

I AM GOING TO WIPETHE PLAYGROUND WITH YOU

RIGHT IN FRONTOF EVERYONE !

I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOURASS DOWN YOUR THROAT

AND MAKE YOUEAT YOUR UNDERWEAR !

EAT MY UNDERWEAR ?

THAT'S RIGHT !

OKAY.

OKAY, WENDY,I WILL EAT MY UNDERWEAR

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

JESUS CHRIST, DO YOU HAVENO SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT ?!

NO, UNLESS YOUWANT ME TO ?

DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVESELF-RESPECT, THEN I WILL.

YOU F--KING SUCKSO HARD !

I'LL EAT MYUNDERWEAR, WENDY,

AND THEN YOU'LL BESATISFIED.

WE CAN PUT THISWHOLE THING BEHIND US.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I AM COMMITTED TOPEACE, WENDY.

I WANT YOU TO SEEJUST HOW HUMBLED I AM--

GARLGGL-- HOW MUCH--GARLGL...

EWWWW !

GARLG-- WENDY--

LOOK AT ME, WENDY--GLALGHRG !

THERE, THERE !

OH, MY GOD !

SO... ARE WE COOL ?

NO !

I ATE MY UNDERWEAR !

WHAT THE HELL DOYOU WANT FROM ME ?

YOU ARE SO PATHETIC !

WENDY, IT ISN'T FAIR !

I ATE MY UNDERWEARFOR YOU !

NO !

YO, WHAT'S UP, DAWG ?