BETWEEN ERIC CARTMANAND YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
I GUESS SO.
AND YOU'RE GONNAJUST LET THAT GUY
BEAT UP ON YOUR WOMAN ?
DOESN'T THATLIKE GO AGAINST YOUR
JOCK-Y MAN CODEOR SOMETHING ?
YEAH, I DON'T EVER REMEMBERA.C./D.C. SINGING ABOUT
LETTING DUDESBEAT UP ON THEIR GIRLFRIENDS.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TODO ABOUT IT ?
DON'T WORRY, STAN.
I DON'T THINKTHE FIGHT'S EVEN GONNA HAPPEN.
CARTMAN SAID THATWENDY'S ALREADY
BEGGING HIMTO CALL IT OFF.
I'LL BET SHE IS.
I HOPE NOT !
I WANNA SEE ERIC KICKTHE CRAP OUT OF HER !
( whispering )WENDY, WENDY-- PSSST.
WHAT ?
JUST REAL QUICK,JUST-- PSSST-- REAL QUICK.
WENDY, YOU'RE NOTGONNA BELIEVE THIS.
I JUST FOUND OUT MY MOMHAS BREAST CANCER.
MAN, I SURE GOTWHAT WAS COMING TO ME.
I WAS A REAL JERK
AND NOW THEY'RE GONNACUT OFF MY MOM'S BOOBS.
YOU REALLY THINK THAT'SGONNA WORK ON ME ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWENDY, I HAVEHERE $27 IN CASH.
IF YOU JUST CALL OFFTHE FIGHT, THEN I--
YOU CAN'T BRIBEYOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.
WENDY, I HAVEMUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.
NO, YOU DON'T.
MY MOM HASMUSCULAR DYSTROPHY...
IN HER BOOBS.
YOU DON'T GET IT, ASSHOLE !
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DOTO STOP THIS FIGHT.
I AM GOING TO WIPETHE PLAYGROUND WITH YOU
RIGHT IN FRONTOF EVERYONE !
I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOURASS DOWN YOUR THROAT
AND MAKE YOUEAT YOUR UNDERWEAR !
EAT MY UNDERWEAR ?
THAT'S RIGHT !
OKAY.
OKAY, WENDY,I WILL EAT MY UNDERWEAR
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
JESUS CHRIST, DO YOU HAVENO SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT ?!
NO, UNLESS YOUWANT ME TO ?
DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVESELF-RESPECT, THEN I WILL.
YOU F--KING SUCKSO HARD !
I'LL EAT MYUNDERWEAR, WENDY,
AND THEN YOU'LL BESATISFIED.
WE CAN PUT THISWHOLE THING BEHIND US.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I AM COMMITTED TOPEACE, WENDY.
I WANT YOU TO SEEJUST HOW HUMBLED I AM--
GARLGGL-- HOW MUCH--GARLGL...
EWWWW !
GARLG-- WENDY--
LOOK AT ME, WENDY--GLALGHRG !
THERE, THERE !
OH, MY GOD !
SO... ARE WE COOL ?
NO !
I ATE MY UNDERWEAR !
WHAT THE HELL DOYOU WANT FROM ME ?
YOU ARE SO PATHETIC !
WENDY, IT ISN'T FAIR !
I ATE MY UNDERWEARFOR YOU !
NO !
YO, WHAT'S UP, DAWG ?
Eat My Underwear?
Breast Cancer Show Ever s12e09
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.

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