WENDY'S GONNA FIGHT YOUAFTER SCHOOL !
SHE IS PISSED OFF.
SHE'S NOT GONNA SHOW UPTO A FIGHT, DAWG.
I'M SURE SHE'S ALREADYTRYING TO FIGURE A WAY
TO GET OUT OF IT.
HEY, CHECK IT OUT,
SHE'S TOTALLYSTARING YOU DOWN.
( Clyde )SHE SURE SEEMS CONFIDENT.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GOEASY ON HER, DUDE.
YOU DON'T WANNA PUT HERIN THE HOSPITAL OR ANYTHING.
YEAH, I'M JUST GONNATEACH HER A LESSON.
I'M NOT GONNATOTALLY KICK HER ASS.
( Jimmy )CAN'T GO TOO EASYON HER, THOUGH.
GOD FORBID, SHE ACTUALLYGETS IN A G-GOOD PUNCH
AND BEATS YOU.
YEAH, IF YOU GOTBEAT UP BY A GIRL,
EVERYONE WOULD THINKYOU WERE A FAGGOT.
( slurping )
( school bell ringing )
WENDY, COULD I TALK TOYOU FOR A SECOND ?
( whispering )WENDY, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
AND, UM, TELL YOU THAT--
( whispering quieter )I WANT TO APOLOGIZEAND TELL YOU THAT
I'M SORRY FORWHAT I SAID, OKAY ?
IT WAS WRONG OF ME,
AND I PROMISE YOU THATIT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOUAFTER SCHOOL, ALL RIGHT ?
SO I'M SORRY.
IF YOU'RE REALLY SORRY,
YOU CAN SAY ITIN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
( whispering )ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING,
LET'S JUST KEEPTHIS BETWEEN US.
I WAS WRONG TO MAKE FUNOF BREAST CANCER
AND I'M VERY"REMORSEFULNESS."
IF YOU'RE REALLY SORRYAND YOU WANNA APOLOGIZE TO ME,
THEN DO IT IN FRONTOF EVERYONE.
PFFT !APOLOGIZE ?!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID,YOU DUMB BITCH !
HA-HA, HA-HA !
YES, YOU DID !
YOU JUST STOOD THEREAND SAID YOU APOLOGIZE
AND YOU DON'TWANNA FIGHT !
OH, WENDY, SUCH A DESPERATEATTEMPT TO GET OUT OF IT.
THESE STUDENTS AREA LITTLE TOO SMART
TO SEE YOU'RE JUST MAKINGEXCUSES NOT TO FIGHT ME.
I DON'T WANT AN EXCUSE.
I'M GOING TO BEAT THEF--KING S--T OUT OF YOU !
HO... HA...THAT'S FUNNY.
YOU'RE GONNA DIE,YOU... LESBO.
( whispering )WENDY, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
I DO WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
I'M REALLY SORRY, AND I DON'TTHINK WE SHOULD FIGHT.
GET AWAY FROM ME !
She's Totally Staring You Down
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE