( school bell ringing )
OKAY, CHILDREN,LET'S ALL TAKE OUR SEATS.
BEFORE WEGET STARTED TODAY
WENDY TESTABURGERHAS ASKED
TO SHARE SOMETHINGWITH THE CLASS.
THANK YOU, MR. GARRISON.
FELLOW STUDENTS,OCTOBER IS AWARENESS MONTH
FOR ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSESOF DEATH IN WOMEN--
A TERRIBLE DISEASETHAT TAKES THE LIVES
OF AMERICAN WOMEN EVERY DAY.
I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,ABOUT BREAST CANCER.
( snickering )
AN ESTIMATEDONE IN SIX WOMEN
WILL DEAL WITH CANCERIN THEIR LIFETIME,
AND BREAST CANCERIS THE MOST--
( chuckling )
SHE SAID IT AGAIN !
IS THERE A PROBLEM ?!
BECAUSE BREAST CANCERISN'T FUNNY.
BREAST CANCERIS KILLING PEOPLE.
MR. GARRISON, DO WE REALLYNEED ALL THIS
POTTY TALK INTHE CLASSROOM ?
ERIC, FOR THE LOVEOF JESUS...
THIS IS A SERIOUSISSUE, ERIC !
WHAT YOU'RE DOINGIS VERY OFFENSIVE !
YOU'RE THE ONE TALKINGABOUT KILLER TITTIES.
( snickering )
WATCH OUT, GUYS, WENDY SAYSBOOBS CAN KILL PEOPLE.
GONNA GET YOU !GONNA GET YOU, WENDY !"
I DON'T WANNA GET KILLEDBY BOOBS !
WILL SOMEBODY DOSOMETHING ?
EVERY WEEK HE GETS WORSEAND NOBODY DOES ANYTHING !
ERIC, STOP BEINGOFFENSIVE.
I'M JUST TRYING TOENGAGE WENDY
IN A CONSTRUCTIVEDIALOGUE ABOUT
BREAST-CANCER AWARENESS,MR. GARRISON.
NO, YOU AREN'T !
WENDY, YOU NEED TOCALM DOWN.
YOU'RE GONNA GETYOUR BOOBS ALL ANGRY
AND THEY'RE GONNA STARTKILLING EVERYONE.
( boys laughing )
DUDE, I'MON FIRE TODAY !
Do We Really Need All This Potty Talk?
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE