( school bell ringing )
OKAY, CHILDREN,LET'S ALL TAKE OUR SEATS.
BEFORE WEGET STARTED TODAY
WENDY TESTABURGERHAS ASKED
TO SHARE SOMETHINGWITH THE CLASS.
THANK YOU, MR. GARRISON.
FELLOW STUDENTS,OCTOBER IS AWARENESS MONTH
FOR ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSESOF DEATH IN WOMEN--
A TERRIBLE DISEASETHAT TAKES THE LIVES
OF AMERICAN WOMEN EVERY DAY.
I'M TALKING, OF COURSE,ABOUT BREAST CANCER.
( snickering )
AN ESTIMATEDONE IN SIX WOMEN
WILL DEAL WITH CANCERIN THEIR LIFETIME,
AND BREAST CANCERIS THE MOST--
( chuckling )
SHE SAID IT AGAIN !
IS THERE A PROBLEM ?!
BECAUSE BREAST CANCERISN'T FUNNY.
BREAST CANCERIS KILLING PEOPLE.
MR. GARRISON, DO WE REALLYNEED ALL THIS
POTTY TALK INTHE CLASSROOM ?
ERIC, FOR THE LOVEOF JESUS...
THIS IS A SERIOUSISSUE, ERIC !
WHAT YOU'RE DOINGIS VERY OFFENSIVE !
YOU'RE THE ONE TALKINGABOUT KILLER TITTIES.
( snickering )
WATCH OUT, GUYS, WENDY SAYSBOOBS CAN KILL PEOPLE.
GONNA GET YOU !GONNA GET YOU, WENDY !"
I DON'T WANNA GET KILLEDBY BOOBS !
WILL SOMEBODY DOSOMETHING ?
EVERY WEEK HE GETS WORSEAND NOBODY DOES ANYTHING !
ERIC, STOP BEINGOFFENSIVE.
I'M JUST TRYING TOENGAGE WENDY
IN A CONSTRUCTIVEDIALOGUE ABOUT
BREAST-CANCER AWARENESS,MR. GARRISON.
NO, YOU AREN'T !
WENDY, YOU NEED TOCALM DOWN.
YOU'RE GONNA GETYOUR BOOBS ALL ANGRY
AND THEY'RE GONNA STARTKILLING EVERYONE.
( boys laughing )
DUDE, I'MON FIRE TODAY !
Do We Really Need All This Potty Talk?
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.x CLOSE
Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school.x CLOSE
Cartman's confidence about fighting Wendy fades very, very quickly.x CLOSE
Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fight.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.x CLOSE
With only minutes left in the school day, Cartman needs a way out.x CLOSE
Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable.x CLOSE
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.x CLOSE
Everyone shows up early for the fight, except Wendy.x CLOSE
Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.x CLOSE