GEORGE LUCASAND STEVEN SPIELBERG,
WE HAVE A WARRANTFOR YOUR ARREST.
BREAK IT IN.
( all gasping )
HEY, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING HERE ?
YOU GOTNOTHING ON US !
700 MILLION BOX OFFICE !
THIS IS BULLS--T !
AHHH, AHHH !
BOYS, WE GOT 'EM.
SPIELBERG AND LUCAS,THEY WERE RAPING
A STORM TROOPERWHEN THE POLICE BROKE IN.
AND THEY FOUNDTHE DEAD, RAPED BODIES
OF YODA AND SHORT ROUNDIN THEIR CLOSET.
THEY'LL NEVER BEFREE TO DO THIS AGAIN.
SO WHAT NOW ?
DO YOU THINK THINGSCAN EVER GO BACK TO
N-N-NORMAL AFTER THIS ?
WHAT DO WE DO ?
THAT'S WHAT INDIEWOULD HAVE WANTED.
WE JUST TRY TO LIVE.
Poor Yoda and Short-Round
The nightmare is finally over, and the Boy's realize the best way to cope is to go on living.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE