I HAVE CHINESE ATTACKERS HEREAND CHINESE SUPPORTERS.
IF I GO OUTSIDE,THERE ARE MORE CHINESE
READY TO TAKE ME DOWN !
DEFENDING AMERICA IS ALLTHAT MATTERS, MR. PRESIDENT,
AND I WILL STOPAT NOTHING.
DO YOU UNDERSTANDTHAT I--( gunshot firing )
WHAT HAPPENED ?
THEY TRIED TOCOME IN THROUGH THE ROOF.
THEY WERE GONNATAKE THE GUN !
GOOD, DID YOUKILL THEM ?
OWW, OOHH,IT STINGS !
IT'S NOT WHERE I AIMED,HONEST !
I SERIOUSLYDIDN'T MEAN IT !
YOU KNOW WHAT, BUTTERS,YOU KNOW WHAT ?
W-WHERE YOU GOING, ERIC ?
YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITHTHE CHINESE INVASION YOURSELF,
IF THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GONNADO IT, BUTTERS.
I'M OUT, MAN.
BUT-- I'M BY MYSELF ?
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALYOU TAKE YOURAMERICAN LIBERATION FRONT
AND YOU SHOVE ITUP YOUR ASS.
THAT'S IT, KILL ME,DO WHATEVER.
I CAN NO LONGERCONSCIONABLY BE A PART OF
THE AMERICAN LIBERATION FRONT.
GO INSIDE, MOVE !
It's Not Where I Aimed
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE