IT'S ALL RIGHT THEREIN FRONT OF YOU, DETECTIVE.
FIVE SWORN STATEMENTS FROMTHESE BRAVE BOYS.
IT'S NOW UP TO YOU.
ARE YOU NUTS ?
I'M NOT GOING OUTAND ARRESTING
STEVEN SPIELBERGAND GEORGE LUCAS.
BUT THEY RAPEDINDIANA JONES.
I KNOW IT'SHARD TO THINK ABOUT,
BUT YOU HAVE TOBE STRONG.
REMEMBER HOW THATMOVIE MADE YOU FEEL.
I DIDN'T SEE IT.
YOU DIDN'T SEE THE NEWINDIANA JONES MOVIE ?
I DON'T THINKANYBODY HERE SAW IT.
DID YOU, MITCH ?
WELL, WELL,INDIANA JONES.
WHAT YOU DOING IN OURNECK OF THE WOODS ?
NOW LET'S YOUJUST DROP THEM PANTS.
JUST TAKE 'EM RIGHT OFF.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ?
DON'T SAY ANYTHING,JUST DO IT.
PULL OFF THAT LITTLE OLDBITTY SHIRT THERE, TOO.
THEM PANTIES--TAKE 'EM OFF.
THERE, BOY !
I BETYOU CAN SQUEAL.
I BET YOU CAN SQUEALLIKE A PIG.
GO ON, SQUEAL.
SQUEAL ! WEEE !
SQUEAL !WEEE !
SQUEAL LOUDER !WEEE !WEEE !
LOUDER, LOUDER !WEEE ! LOUDER !WEEE !
GET DOWN THERE, BOY !WEEE !
( chuckling )
GET THEM BREECHES DOWN.
YES, SIR,COME ON, SQUEAL.
( laughing )
( crying )
IT'S OKAY, YOU DON'THAVE TO FEEL ALONE ANYMORE.
( both crying )
You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore
Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE