MY FRIEND WAS RAPED LASTMEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND,
AND I...I WANNA HELP PROSECUTE
THE MEN RESPONSIBLE.
YOU WANT TO BRINGSTEVEN SPIELBERG
AND GEORGE LUCAS TO TRIALFOR RAPING INDIANA JONES.
I KNOW THAT I'LLHAVE TO TESTIFY,
THAT I'LL HAVE TORELIVE WHAT I SAW THAT DAY...
( sniffling )
BUT I CAN'T LET SPIELBERGAND LUCAS GET AWAY WITH IT.
NOT THIS TIME.
EVEN IF I HAVE TODO IT ALONE.
( Stan )YOU AREN'T ALONE.
WE'LL ALL TESTIFY.
WE CAN'T LET THEMEVER DO THIS AGAIN.
( sobbing )
I LOVE YOU.I LOVE YOU TOO, STAN !
( all sobbing )
UH, KIDS, KIDS, I'M SORRY,BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WHAT, WHY ?
YOU DON'T HAVEA CASE HERE.
YOU CAN'T REALLY SAYTHAT SPIELBERG AND LUCAS
RAPED INDIANA JONESIN THE NEW FILM.
DID YOU SEE IT ?
YES, I SAW IT, BUT I...
BUT I JUST TRY NOT TOTHINK ABOUT IT.
THEN YOU SAW WHAT LUCASAND SPIELBERG DID TO HIM.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SAW,ALL RIGHT ?
I MEAN, IT WASDARK IN THE THEATER.
I MEAN, MAYBE THINGS GOT
A LITTLE OUT OF HANDWITH THE PLOT.
THE THIRD ACTCLIPPED ALONG--
INDIE DESERVEDMORE THAN THAT !
GET OUT !
JUST GET THE HELLOUT OF HERE !
( blubbering )
NO, NO, NO !
WELL, WELL,INDIANA JONES.
YOU'RE LOOKING NICE.
HEY... HEY !
THERE YOU GO, LUCAS,STICK HIM !
WHOO, WHOO !
HE'S GONNA DO ITRIGHT THERE !
ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, GEORGIE !
GRAB HIS HANDS, HEH !
( moaning )
HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE !
COME ON, BIG GUY !
( grunting )
NO... NO !
WAIT, I...I WANT TO HELP !
( sobbing )
( crying )
The Third Act Clipped Along
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE