ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS,I THINK WE ALMOST GOT
THE CHINESE TO TRUST US.
NOW, AS SOON AS THEY TELLUS THEIR INVASION PLAN,
MAKE A RUNFOR THAT DOOR, OKAY ?
HA-HA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE,PING LING.
HA-HA--SO WHERE WERE WE ?
OH, YES, THE INVASION PRAN.
WHAT DAY ISAMERICA INVASION AGAIN ?
( laughing )I FORGET !
EXCUSE ME, MISS ?
YES, SIR ?
THESE PEOPLE WON'TLEAVE US ALONE.
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
WE ARECHINESE PEOPRE.
YOU AREN CHINESE.
OH, MY GOD.
WE'RE BUSTED !WHAT DO WE DO ?
OKAY, WHY DON'T WE GO--
BITCH, STAY BACK !
NOBODY MOVES,YOU GOT THAT ?
DON'T TOUCH US !
WE KNOW WHAT THE CHINESEARE UP TO.
WE SAW THE OLYMPICOPENING CEREMONIES !
THE JIG IS UP !
EVERYONE JUST STEP OVER TOTHAT WALL, I MEAN IT !
BUTTERS,HOLD THIS GUN ON THEM.
A GUN ?
HOLD THE GUN ON THEM,BUTTERS !
I DON'T WANT A GUN, ERIC.
THEY'RE TAKING OVEROUR COUNTRY, BUTTERS !
THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH NOW,HELP ME !
EVERYONE GET UPAND GET OVER TO THAT WALL.
DO IT, MOVE !
WE ARE THE AMERICANLIBERATION FRONT
AND YOU AREALL GOING TO PAY
FOR BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRYTO THE CHINESE !
THIS IS STUPID,I'M LEAVING.
NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE'TIL THE POLICE ARRIVE.
SHOOT HIM, BUTTERS !NO !
YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HIM,BUTTERS !
HE'S GONNAWARN ALL THE CHINESE
AND THEY'RE GONNA KILLYOUR PARENTS !
DO IT, DO IT !
WAH !( gun cocking )
AHH, OWW !
OH, DUDE, YOU SHOT HIMIN THE DICK.
THAT'S NOT COOL,BUTTERS.
YOU DON'T SHOOTA GUY IN THE DICK.
BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TOSTOP HIM, AND YOU SAID--
IT DOESN'T MATTER,BUTTERS.
YOU NEVER SHOOTA GUY IN THE DICK !
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
SHOOTING A GUYIN THE DICK ?
THAT'S JUST--THAT'S JUST WEAK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,BUTTERS.
That's Just Weak
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE