♪ I'VE GOT SOMESPLISH-SPLASH ♪
♪ LOO, LOO, LOO
♪ SPLISH-SPLASHINGMORE ♪
♪ LOO, LOO, LOO-- ♪
THERE YOU ARE, BUTTERS.ERIC !
BUTTERS,I NEED YOUR HELP.
NOT NOW, ERIC,I'M INDECENT.
THE CHINESE ARE GONNATAKE US OVER, BUTTERS,
AND WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLEWHO SEEM TO CARE.
THE CHINESE ?
I HANDED OUT FLYERS,CALLED TOGETHER MEETINGS,
BUT IT'S LIKE EVERYONE'STURNING A BLIND EYE.
THE CHINESE ARETAKING OVER THE WORLD
AND NOBODY'S DOING ANYTHING.
IT'S UP TO YOU AND ME,BUTTERS.
WE HAVE TO STOPTHE CHINESE NOW.
OH, I CAN'T STOP THE CHINESETONIGHT, ERIC.
I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKEA MODEL CAR WITH MY DAD.
YOU DON'T GET IT,BUTTERS !
OUR LIVES AREABOUT TO CHANGE.
THE CHINESE OUTNUMBER USA MILLION TO ONE.
AND WHEN THEIRARMY GETS HERE,
THEY'RE GONNA KILLYOUR PARENTS.
WHY ARE THEY GONNAKILL MY PARENTS ?
BECAUSE THE CHINESEHATE AMERICANS.
THAT'S WHY I'VE STARTED
THE AMERICANLIBERATION FRONT--
A GROUP DEDICATED TO FREEINGAMERICA FROM CHINESE TYRANNY.
WILL YOU JOIN ME ?
I DON'T WANTMY PARENTS TO DIE.
SO YOU'LL JOIN THE AMERICANLIBERATION FRONT ?
YOU AND ME, WE'RE GOING TO BETHE BRAVE, LITTLE BOYS
WHO FOUGHT BACK, BUTTERS.
WE ARE NOT LETTING THEMTAKE OVER OUR COUNTRY.
( bleep ) THE CHINESE.
YEAH, ( bleep ) 'EM.
Everybody's Turning A Blind Eye
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE