( announcer )WELCOME TO THETELEVISED BROADCAST

OF THE OLYMPIC OPENINGCEREMONIES FROM BEIJING.

( drums thumping )

THOUSANDS OF CHINESE PERFORMERSPLAYING ANCIENT CHINESE DRUMS.

THE PRECISIONOF THEIR MOVEMENTS

MADE EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVEBY THEIR MASSIVE NUMBERS.

( audience cheering )

NO !

THE CHINESE, NO !

SOMEBODY HAS TOSTOP THEM !

NO, NO !

ERIC, SWEETIE,ARE YOU HAVING NIGHTMARES

ABOUT THE CHINESE AGAIN ?

THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVERTHE WORLD !

AHH !

( chanting in unison )

( Cartman )TOO MANY OF THEM.

NO, LEAVE US ALONE !

NO !

AHHH !NO, NO !

SWEETIEKINS,ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?

MOM...

MOM, THE CHINESEARE GONNA GET ME !

NO, SWEETIE, THE CHINESEAREN'T GOING TO GET YOU.

THEY ARE SO !

THERE'S 2 BILLIONOF THEM

AND THEIR ECONOMYIS GETTING BETTER,

AND WITH THEIR ADVANCESIN TECHNOLOGY,

THEY'RE GONNABRING DOWN AMERICA !