( announcer )WELCOME TO THETELEVISED BROADCAST
OF THE OLYMPIC OPENINGCEREMONIES FROM BEIJING.
( drums thumping )
THOUSANDS OF CHINESE PERFORMERSPLAYING ANCIENT CHINESE DRUMS.
THE PRECISIONOF THEIR MOVEMENTS
MADE EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVEBY THEIR MASSIVE NUMBERS.
( audience cheering )
THE CHINESE, NO !
SOMEBODY HAS TOSTOP THEM !
NO, NO !
ERIC, SWEETIE,ARE YOU HAVING NIGHTMARES
ABOUT THE CHINESE AGAIN ?
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVERTHE WORLD !
( chanting in unison )
( Cartman )TOO MANY OF THEM.
NO, LEAVE US ALONE !
AHHH !NO, NO !
SWEETIEKINS,ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
MOM, THE CHINESEARE GONNA GET ME !
NO, SWEETIE, THE CHINESEAREN'T GOING TO GET YOU.
THEY ARE SO !
THERE'S 2 BILLIONOF THEM
AND THEIR ECONOMYIS GETTING BETTER,
AND WITH THEIR ADVANCESIN TECHNOLOGY,
THEY'RE GONNABRING DOWN AMERICA !
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters form the American Liberation Front to stop the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).x CLOSE
Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.x CLOSE
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg ruin Stan's daydream.x CLOSE
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.x CLOSE
The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.x CLOSE