( announcer )WELCOME TO THETELEVISED BROADCAST
OF THE OLYMPIC OPENINGCEREMONIES FROM BEIJING.
( drums thumping )
THOUSANDS OF CHINESE PERFORMERSPLAYING ANCIENT CHINESE DRUMS.
THE PRECISIONOF THEIR MOVEMENTS
MADE EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVEBY THEIR MASSIVE NUMBERS.
( audience cheering )
NO !
THE CHINESE, NO !
SOMEBODY HAS TOSTOP THEM !
NO, NO !
ERIC, SWEETIE,ARE YOU HAVING NIGHTMARES
ABOUT THE CHINESE AGAIN ?
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVERTHE WORLD !
AHH !
( chanting in unison )
( Cartman )TOO MANY OF THEM.
NO, LEAVE US ALONE !
NO !
AHHH !NO, NO !
SWEETIEKINS,ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
MOM...
MOM, THE CHINESEARE GONNA GET ME !
NO, SWEETIE, THE CHINESEAREN'T GOING TO GET YOU.
THEY ARE SO !
THERE'S 2 BILLIONOF THEM
AND THEIR ECONOMYIS GETTING BETTER,
AND WITH THEIR ADVANCESIN TECHNOLOGY,
THEY'RE GONNABRING DOWN AMERICA !
Olympic Nightmare
The China Probrem s12e08
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.

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