SWEET, THERE'S STILL COPSLOOKING FOR US IN HERE.
ALL RIGHT,FOLLOW MY LEAD, BUTTERS.
OH, MAN, HASN'T THIS PLACEBEEN FASCINATING, BUTTERS ?
YEAH, IT SURE HAS.
OH, I JUST DON'T KNOWWHAT I'VE LIKED BETTER,
THE HISTORICAL BUILDINGSAND ARTIFACTS
OR THE... OR THE...
OR THE WITTY ANECDOTESOF THE TOWNSPEOPLE.
WITTY ANECDOTES, YES, THAT'SBEEN-- THAT'S BEEN AWESOME.
BEEN A HOOT, ALL RIGHT !
GET YOUR HANDSBEHIND YOUR HEAD !
WHAT DID WE DO ?
WE'VE BEEN HERETHE WHOLE TIME.
SHUT UP, PUT YOUR HANDSBEHIND YOUR HEAD !
DO IT NOW !
LET GO OF EACH OTHER !
DO WHAT I TELL YOU !
OUR TEACHER SAIDWE HAVE TO HOLD HANDS
THE WHOLE TIMEWE'RE HERE !
LET GO OR ELSE I'LL PUTA BULLET THROUGH YOUR HANDS
AND MAKE YOU LET GO !
NOW !NO !
JESUS CHRIST !
AHGHGH !AHGHGH !
GO !GO TAKE CARE OF IT !
I'LL STAY WITHTHE HOSTAGES !
HEY, MURDERIN' MURPHEY,YOU SEE THAT THERE FELLER ?
HE DONE KILLED YER PAWR.
I'LL RIP HIS HEAD OFF !
WE'VE GOT A CHANCE !HOSTAGES ARE CLEAR !
THEY'RE COMIN' IN !
AHH !AHH !AHH !AHH !
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE !
HOSTAGES ARE SECUREAT THE PARK ENTRANCE !
I GOTS YOU NOW,PIONEER PAUL !
THEY SHOULD-A NEVERLET YOU OUT A JAIL,
MURDERIN' MURPHEY !
( grunting )
FREEZE SCUMBAG,IT'S ALL OVER !
( guns cocking )
( gagging )
MURDERIN' MURPHEY'S GONNAKILL PIONEER PAUL !
STOP RIGHT NOW,IT'S OVER !
( gagging )
( man on loudspeaker )Howdy, partners, it's 5:00.
Pioneer Village is now closedfor the day.
Head back to your wagonsand have a safe trip home.
WE MADE IT !WE MADE IT !
YEAH !ALL RIGHT !WE DID IT !
OH, GOD, I CAN'T WAIT TOGET OUT OF THIS DRESS !
WOO-HOO !YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT !OH, WHAT A DAY !
UH, LISTEN, IF ANYONESTILL WANTS TO KNOW,
THE PHONE IS INTHE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING.
YOU DIAL NINE TO GET OUT.
AND THERE'S ACTUALLYA BACK EXIT
BEHIND THE HORSE TROUGHS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY,THANKS FOR COMIN' !
WE DID IT, GUYS !
LET'S GO TO T.G.I. FRIDAYS
AND GET SOMEJALAPENO POPPERS !
YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT !ALL RIGHT !
OH, YEAH,JALAPENO POPPERS !LET'S GO !
( police radio chatter )
STAN, YOU WERE REALLYBRAVE IN THERE,
BUT YOU DID KINDASOUND LIKE A BIG DORK.
COME ON, YOU !
YOU'RE HURTING MY ARM !
TOO BAD !
YOU'LL BE GOING AWAYFOR A LONG TIME.
WAS IT WORTH IT ?
IN A WAY, IT WAS.
I MIGHT NOTHAVE GOTTEN AWAY,
BUT AT LEAST I LEARNED A LOTABOUT PIONEER LIFE
IN THE OLD WEST.
THOSE EARLY SETTLERS DIDN'THAVE THE MODERN CONVENIENCES
WE ALL TAKE FORGRANTED TODAY.
TO THINK HOW DIFFICULTIT WAS BACK IN THOSE TIMES
TO DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLEAS WASHING YOUR CLOTHES.
PIONEER VILLAGE HASA LOT TO TEACH US ALL.
( groaning )
TEACHER, MY PARTNERIS BACK ON THE BUS.
Here Comes the Cavalry
Franz learns a lot about pioneer life during his visit to Pioneer Village.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.x CLOSE
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.x CLOSE
Cartman drags a pissed-off Butters to Super Phun Thyme.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.x CLOSE
The police surround Pioneer Village and the Bandits are forced to take the fourth grade class hostage.x CLOSE
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.x CLOSE
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE