OR DO YOU WANT TOSEE THIS KID DIE ?
I'M SORRY, I'M A WOMAN,
AND WOMEN IN OUR TIMEAIN'T ALLOWED TO KNOW
THE CARRIN ON OFTHE TOWN PROPA !
GOD DAMN IT !
DUDE, THEY'RE GONNAKILL KENNY !
I CAN'T LET THEM DO IT.
I'VE GOT TO MAKETHE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.
WHERE ARE YOUGOING, STAN ?
WENDY, I HAVE TODO SOMETHING.
PLEASE LOOK AWAY.
ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE,THIS CHILD DIES.
GIVE THEM THE F--KINGDOOR CODE !
WELL, HOWDY THAR,STRANGERS !
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YE,
BUT I DONE COME FROMPAGOSA SPRINGS
TO BUY ME SOME WARES N' SITCH.
OH, WELCOME PARTNER !
HOWDY !WELCOME !HOWDY THERE !
WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I HEARD Y'ALL HADSOME DIFFICULTY
WITH A CRIMINAL GETTSIN' OUTTA YER JAIL.
THAT'S RIGHT,MURDERIN' MURPHEY !
HE'S CRAZY 'CAUSE SOMEBODYKILLED HIS PAW.
THEY KILLED MY PAW !
I RECKON THAT MAYBE YOUCOULD MAKE A JAIL DOOR
THAT OPENED WITHNUMBERS INSTEAD OF KEYS.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A BIIIIG SAFE.
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
FINALLY, A FELLER THATTALKS SOME SENSE !
IF'N Y'ALL WAS TOHAVE SUCH A GIANT SAFE,
WHAT WOULD YOU VILLAGERSWANT THE NUMBER TO BE
TO UNLOCK THAT THARJAIL DOOR SHUCK 'EM UP ?
OH, WELL, I RECKON THE EASIESTNUMBER TO REMEMBER
FOR ANY BIG SAFE DOORLOCK WOULD BE... 1864.
YUP, 1864, 'CAUSE THAT'STHE YEAR IT IS.
ORLICH, WE HAVE THE DOOR CODE,START PACKING UP.
WE'LL TAKETHE HOSTAGES WITH US.
NO, YOU GOT YOUR DOOR CODE,LET US GO !
Wendy, Please Look Away
Stan makes the ultimate sacrifice to save Kenny's life.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.x CLOSE
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.x CLOSE
Cartman drags a pissed-off Butters to Super Phun Thyme.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.x CLOSE
The police surround Pioneer Village and the Bandits are forced to take the fourth grade class hostage.x CLOSE
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.x CLOSE
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE