EVERYONE CHECK IN ATTWO-MINUTE INTERVALS.
I HOPE YOU HAVEGOOD NEWS, ORLICH.
THE POLICE HAVE US COMPLETELYSURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES.
THERE'S NO WAY WE'REGETTING OUT ABOVE GROUND
WITHOUT BEING SPOTTED.
ABOVE GROUND ?
LOOK, I FOUND THISAT THE REAR OF THE PARK.
IT'S AN OLD MINE SHAFT.
BUT PIONEER VILLAGE WAS SUEDWHEN A KID DIED IN IT,
SO THEY CLOSED ITDOWN AND PROTECTED IT
WITH A HUGE METAL DOORWITH A CODED LOCK.
SO IF WE CANGET INTO THE SHAFT,
WE CAN TUNNEL OUR WAYAROUND THE POLICE.
ONE MORE THING, FRANZ.
I WANT MY SHAREOF THE TAKE NOW.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ORLICH,LOSE YOUR SENSE OF TRUST ?
I WAS JUST THINKING MAYBEWE GET THROUGH THAT TUNNEL,
THEN YOU TAKE THE LOOTTO BERLIN
AND I NEVERSEE YOU AGAIN.
I WANT MY CUT.
I'M GOING TOASK YOU AGAIN.
WHAT IS THE DOOR CODETO THE TUNNEL ?
I TOLD YA, MISTER,
WHAT WOULD I KNOWABOUT A DOOR CODE ?
I'M JUST A SIMPLEBLACKSMITH.
WITH MY TRUSTY FORGE,
I MAKES ALL THE METALWORKSFOR THE VILLAGE-- UGH !
YOU ARE AN EMPLOYEE HERE,
THAT MEANS YOU ARE REQUIREDTO KNOW THE DOOR CODE
FOR FIRE-CODE REASONS,
MR. DAVID PALMER OFCOLORADO SPRINGS.
MY NAME AIN'T PALMER,IT'S OL' SMITHY.
AND WE AIN'T NEVERHEARD-A NO FIRE CODE.
WHY, WE GOTS TO PUT FIRES OUTOURSELVES WHEN THE-- UGH !
TELL ME THE CODEOR YOU DIE.
( weeping )
I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'ABOUT NO FANCY DOOR CODE.
I'M JUST A SIMPLEBLACKSMITH.
THESE PIONEER VILLAGE WORKERS
ARE REALLY COMMITTEDTO THEIR JOB.
NO, PLEASE,DON'T HURT ME !
GIVE US THE CODE TO THATDOOR AND WE CAN LEAVE !
I NEVER HEARD OF SOMETHINGCALLED A DOOR CODE.
PLEASE, CAN'T YOUASK SOME OTHER WAY ?!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FORYOUR STUPID GAME !
TELL MEOR YOU DIE RIGHT NOW !
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT !
LOOK, IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSEJINKINS HOME-SECURITY LOCKS.
YOU PRESS THE TOP BUTTONAND THEN ENTER ONE--
( gunshot )AHGHGH !
( all gasping )
WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY, KIDS,
IS THAT WE AIN'T NEVERHEARD OF NO FANCY DOOR CODE
'CAUSE IN OUR TIME, WE GOTSTO RELY ON WOOD LOCKS AND SICH.
GOD DAMN IT, YOU PEOPLEARE F--KING INSANE !
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
DOMINO, VOLSKI, FIND OUTIF THERE ARE ANY OTHER
EMPLOYEES ORSTUDENTS WANDERING ABOUT !
BRING THEM HEREOR SHOOT THEM !
OH, CRAP,WE GOTTA HIDE.
COME ON !
YEAH, WE GOTTA G-G-G-GET
THE HELL OUTTA HEREF-F-F-FA-FAST.
Role Playing Goes Too Far
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.x CLOSE
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.x CLOSE
Cartman drags a pissed-off Butters to Super Phun Thyme.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.x CLOSE
The police surround Pioneer Village and the Bandits are forced to take the fourth grade class hostage.x CLOSE
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.x CLOSE
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE