IT'S WHERE I BUY ALLMY SUPPLIES AND SICH.
HOWDY, PARTNERS, I OWNTHIS HAR GENERAL STORE !
LOOK, STAN, THEY HADBEEF JERKY BACK THEN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN"BACK THEN" ?
DON'T FORGET, IT'S 1864.
RIGHT, EXCEPT FORIT REALLY ISN'T.
SURE IT IS,JUST LOOK AROUND YOU.
( sirens in distance )
WHAT'S THAT ?
SOUNDS LIKEPOLICE SIRENS.
WHAT'S A SIREEN ?
WE AIN'T NEVER HEARD-ANO SIREE IN 1864.
( tires screeching )
WE LOST 'EM !WE LOST 'EM !
DAMN, PIG COPS !
CLOSE THAT GATE !
WHAT'S GOING ON ?I DON'T KNOW.
EVERYONE, DOWN ONTHE GROUND NOW !
WHOA NOW,I'M SHERIFF McLAWDOG.
I SETTLED HERE BACKIN 1850--
JESUS CHRIST !
WE GOTTA CALLTHE POLICE !
WHERE'S YOUR PHONE ?
A PHONE ?
WHY, WHAT'S A PHONE ?
WE AIN'T NEVERHEARD OF SICH A THANG.
WHAT ?!COME ON !
THIS IS SERIOUS !
STORE HAND, YOU EVER HEARDOF THIS FANCY-SMANCY FONE ?
WE AIN'T GOT A PHONEIN OUR TIME.
DUDE, THEY JUSTSHOT A GUY IN THE FACE.
WE GOTTA CALL THE COPS !
IF YOU MEAN THE LAW,
ONLY LAW ROUND HERE ISTOWN SHERIFF, McLAWDOG.
YOU SEE, 1864 IS A TIME OFGROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT
IN THE OLD WEST--
THIS IS NOTTHE TIME FOR THAT !
Sheriff McLawDog is Dead
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.x CLOSE
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.x CLOSE
Cartman drags a pissed-off Butters to Super Phun Thyme.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.x CLOSE
The police surround Pioneer Village and the Bandits are forced to take the fourth grade class hostage.x CLOSE
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.x CLOSE
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE