KEEP TRACKOF YOUR PARTNER.
WHY, HOWDY PARTNERS.
I'M THE TOWN BLACKSMITH.
ARE YOU FOLKS SETTLERSOR ARE YA JUST
TRAPPERS PASSIN' THROUGH ?
UH, LOOK, CAN WE JUST DROPTHE ROLE-PLAYING THING ?
I WOULD PLAY ALONG,BUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HERE,
AND I DON'T WANNALOOK LIKE
A TOTAL DORKIN FRONT OF HER.
THESE FOLKS SURE ARESTRANGE, SMITHY.
WE AIN'T NEVER SEENTHEM KIND OF FANCY HATS
IN OUR TIME, HAVE WE ?
THAT GUY'S WEARINGA DIGITAL WATCH.
DAMN IT, CHAD.
SORRY, I'M SORRY.
WELL, HOWDY PARTNERS,I'M THE TOWN GUNSMITH.
YOU SEE, IN OUR TIME,IT'S PRETTY VIOLENT.
SEE THEM HOLES IN THE WALLS ?
THAT'S SO WE CANPUT RIFLES THROUGH
TO PROTECT US FROM INJUNS.
I WANNA SHOOTAN INDIAN !
NOW, SOME OF YOU MIGHTWANNA MEET ABIGAIL
AT THE CANDLE-MAKIN' HOUSE
OR YOU CAN HEAD OVERTO THE GENERAL STORE.
YOU SEE ANY INJUNS ?
NAH, IT'S JUSTTHE CITY AND A--
OH, MY JESUS CHRIST,MONKEY BALLS.
SUPER PHUN THYME.
DUDE, CHECK IT OUT !
WE'RE ONLY TWO BLOCKSFROM A SUPER PHUN THYME !
THEY GOT VIDEO GAMES AND RIDESAND EVERYTHING !
OH, THAT'S COOL.
COME ON, ERIC, WE NEED TOCATCH UP WITH EVERYONE.
DUDE, SCREW THIS PLACE.
WE GOTTA GO TOSUPER PHUN THYME !
OH, NO, I'M NOTSNEAKING OUT !
I'LL GET IN TROUBLE !
FINE, THEN LET GOOF MY HAND.
TEACHER SAID I CAN'T LET GO'TIL WE'RE BACK ON THE BUS !
WELL, WHICH IS ITGONNA BE, BUTTERS ?
ARE YOU GONNA DITCH OUTWITH ME
OR ARE YOU GONNA DISOBEYTHE TEACHER'S STUPID RULE ?
I'M NOT LETTING GO !
FINE, THEN YOU'RECOMING WITH ME.
NO, ERIC !
BUTTERS, LET GO,GOD DAMN IT !
TEACHER, TEACHER !
Dude, Screw This Place!
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.x CLOSE
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.x CLOSE
Cartman drags a pissed-off Butters to Super Phun Thyme.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.x CLOSE
The police surround Pioneer Village and the Bandits are forced to take the fourth grade class hostage.x CLOSE
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.x CLOSE
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE