KIDS, EVERYONE TOGETHER.
WELCOME TOPIONEER VILLAGE.
THIS IS A RE-CREATION OFEARLY COLORADO DAYS.
I WANT YOU ALL TOMEET PIONEER PAUL.
HI, KIDS,WELCOME TO MY VILLAGE.
I SETTLED HERE IN 1864WITH MY MAW AND PAW.
SURE THING, I AIN'TNEVER SEEN STRANGE CLOTHES
LIKE YOU ALL ARE WEARIN' !
AND WHAT'S THAT FANCYYELLOW HORSE CARRIAGE
YOU GOT OUT THERE ?
UGH.THIS IS GONNA SUCK.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE READY,JUST HEAD UP TO THE VILLAGE.
ALL THE TOWNSFOLK ARE THERETO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.
AND WELCOME TO 1864.
SIT 'EM UP !
THANK YOU, PIONEER PAUL.
ALL RIGHT, KIDS,THIS IS A BIG PLACE
SO I WANT EVERYONE TO PICK APARTNER TO HOLD HANDS WITH.
LET'S BE PARTNERS, KENNY.
NO, I'M PARTNERSWITH CRAIG.
STAN, LET'S BEPARTNERS, DUDE.
NO, I'M WITH WENDY.
UGH, YOU WANNA HOLDHANDS WITH A GIRL ?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEPARTNERS, KYLE.
I HATE YOU, REMEMBER ?
YOU WANNA BEPARTNERS, JIMMY ?
JESUS, WHAT HAVE I EVERDONE TO YOU ?
CRAIG ? TOKEN ?
WHO... WHO ELSENEEDS A PARTNER ?
UH, WHO ELSENEEDS A PARTNER ?
ERIC, PARTNERWITH BUTTERS.
GOD DAMN IT.
HOLD BUTTERS' HAND, ERIC !
THAT ISN'T NECESSARY !
BUTTERS, YOU ARE NOT TOLET GO OF ERIC'S HAND
UNTIL YOU AREBOTH BACK ON THAT BUS !
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
ALL RIGHT,LET'S HEAD IN.
YOU CAN LET GO NOW,BUTTERS.NO.
BUTTERS, COME ON.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALALL RIGHT, KIDS,
Welcome to 1864
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE
The fourth graders are unimpressed with Pioneer Village and the horrible Role Playing of its inhabitants.x CLOSE
The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.x CLOSE
Cartman drags a pissed-off Butters to Super Phun Thyme.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys all that Super Phun Thyme has to offer, while Butters wants to leave.x CLOSE
The police surround Pioneer Village and the Bandits are forced to take the fourth grade class hostage.x CLOSE
Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.x CLOSE
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters try to sneak back on to Pioneer Village.x CLOSE