THIS IS TAKINGTOO LONG !
WHEN DO I GET TOUSE THE INTERNET ?
IT'S GOTTA BEOUR TURN SOON.
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,IT'S BEDTIME.
NO MOREINTERNET FOR TODAY.
AWW !AWW !COME ON !A LITTLE LONGER !
NO, NO, WE'RE LOCKING ITAWAY 'TIL TOMORROW.
EVERYONE GET TO BED.
AWW, MAN !AWW, MAN !AHGHGHGH !WHAT ?!
HA, FINALLY...I'M ONLINE AGAIN !
JAPANESE GIRLS PUKEIN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS.
( girl ) Atashi no suki no ?
( girl vomiting )
OH, NICE... WHOA.
( vomiting )
Ah kita !
NOW LET'S SEE SOME...BESTIALITY.
( woman )Oh, oh, oh...( elephant trumpeting )
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh...
UGHGH, YES, UGH !
LET'S GET SOME BRAZILIANFART PORN IN THERE.
( farting )
( woman )Oh...
( farting )
OH, THAT'S GOT IT !
URHGGHGH, URHGGHGHGH !
WHAT IS THAT ?
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEINGATTACKED BY A TIGER.
ARHGHGHGH, AHRHGGHGH !
GET THE KEYS !WE GOTTA GET IN THERE !
( all gasping )
DAD ?RANDY !
OH, UH... THERE WAS A--THERE WAS A GHOST !
THIS IS ECTOPLASM !
DID YOU SEETHE GHOST ?
IT RAN THROUGH HEREAND SLIMED ME !
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
HUH, NO,IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS A SPOOKY GHOST !
No More Blue Balls
The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.
The Marsh Family has its internet time cut short.x CLOSE
With no internet, the town cannot learn what happened to the internet.x CLOSE
Randy realizes the only way to save his family is to go in search of Internet.x CLOSE
Stan, Randy and the other internet refugees dream of a better life on the Internet.x CLOSE
Stan tries to console Shelly.x CLOSE
Stan and his family make it to the Silicon Valley Internet Refugee Camp.x CLOSE
The government sends its top minds to fix the internet.x CLOSE
The Marsh's try to cope with limited internet access in the Refugee Camp.x CLOSE
Randy tries to satisfy his needs in the internet porn simulator.x CLOSE
The Government tries to digitally communicate and appease the internet.x CLOSE