EVERYONE,WAKE UP, WE'RE HERE !
SILICON VALLEY,CALIFORNEE !
DO THEY HAVEINTERNET HERE ?
SERVICE PROVIDER ?
ALL RIGHT, STAY IN LINE.
ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE,RED CROSS VOLUNTEERS
WILL DIRECT YOU TOYOUR CAMPSITE.
SO IS THEREINTERNET HERE ?
( man )STAY IN LINE AND GETTO YOUR CAMPSITE.
EXCUSE ME, WE'RE LOOKIN'FOR SOME INTERNET.
YEAH, THEY GOT IT HERE.
ALL RIGHT !
BUT THERE AIN'T ENOUGHTO GO AROUND.
ALL THEY GOT ISA LITTLE INTERNET.
BARELY A BAR A SIGNAL.
SO THEY HAVE TO RATIONIT OUT CAREFULLY.
YOU SIGN UP OVER THERE
AND USE YOUR TIMEWHEN THEY CALL YOUR NAME.
EACH FAMILY GETS 40 SECONDSOF INTERNET PER DAY.
40 SECONDS ?!
THAT AIN'T EVEN LONG ENOUGHTO CHECK WIKIPEDIA !
WELL, IT'S ALL WE GOT,SO WE GOTTA MAKE DO.
LOOK, HONEY, I ORDERED USSOME BOOKS ON AMAZON.
ALL RIGHT, TIME'S UP.
NO, NO, WAIT !
I HAVEN'T ENTEREDTHE SHIPPING INFORMATION !
NO, NO !
NEXT, GRADY, JOHN H.
AW, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SEEINTERNET PORN THAT WAY ?
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
UH, YOU GO AHEAD,SHARON.
DIVIDE SOME INTERNETAMONGST THE CHILDREN.
I GOTTA GO TALKTO SOMEBODY.
Is There Internet Here?
Stan and his family make it to the Silicon Valley Internet Refugee Camp.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
The Marsh Family has its internet time cut short.x CLOSE
With no internet, the town cannot learn what happened to the internet.x CLOSE
Randy realizes the only way to save his family is to go in search of Internet.x CLOSE
Stan, Randy and the other internet refugees dream of a better life on the Internet.x CLOSE
Stan tries to console Shelly.x CLOSE
Stan and his family make it to the Silicon Valley Internet Refugee Camp.x CLOSE
The government sends its top minds to fix the internet.x CLOSE
The Marsh's try to cope with limited internet access in the Refugee Camp.x CLOSE
Randy tries to satisfy his needs in the internet porn simulator.x CLOSE
The Government tries to digitally communicate and appease the internet.x CLOSE