GERALD,PLEASE HELP US.
RANDY, WHAT HAPPENED ?
OUR HOUSE...IT HAS NO INTERNET.
OH, MY GOD.
WE'VE GOT NOTHING.
IT'S JUST GONE.
YOU CAN USE OUR INTERNET UNTILYOU FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.
THANK YOU, GERALD.
I'M GETTINGON IT FIRST.OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT !
KYLE, I NEED TO USEYOUR INTERNET ?
IT'S NOT WORKING.WHAT ?!
I'VE EVEN UNPLUGGED ITAND PLUGGED IT BACK IN.
NO, NO, OUR INTERNETCAN'T BE BROKEN.
I'VE GOT TOGET AN ATTACHMENT
LARRY SENT MELAST NIGHT.
IT'S NOT WORKING,GERALD.
BUT IT HAS TO WORK--MAYBE IF I--
YOUR INTERNET'S NOT WORKING,GERALD, FACE IT !
I HAVE TO GET ONLINEBEFORE SCHOOL.
WHAT ABOUT STARBUCKS ?THEY HAVE FREE INTERNET.
RIGHT, STARBUCKS !
EVERYONE GET YOUR STUFF,WE CAN TAKE MY CAR !
HEY, IS YOUR GUYS'INTERNET WORKING ?
NO, NOBODY'S IS.
WHAT'S HAPPENING ?!
JESUS, EVERYONE'S GONNAGO TO STARBUCKS NOW.
EVERYONE IN THE CAR.
WE HAVE TO BEATTHEM THERE.
( all screaming )
( glass shattering )
GOD, THE WHOLENEIGHBORHOOD'S AFFECTED.
GET OUT OF THE WAY,PETERSON !
( all yelling )
FOLKS, THERE'SNO INTERNET HERE !
IT'S NOT WORKING,I TELL YOU.
IT'S NOT WORKING HERE ?
KIDS, GET BACKIN THE CAR.
WE CAN GO TOTHE M STORE.
NO, DON'T, YOU'REWASTING YOUR TIME.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
BECAUSE WE JUST CAMEFROM THERE.
THERE WAS NOTHING--NOT ONE SCRAP OF INTERNET.
HOW CAN THERE BENO INTERNET ANYWHERE ?
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
ANYBODY GOTA BLACKBERRY ?
CHECK DRUDGE REPORT.
GOOD IDEA !
NO, WAIT, WE CAN'TCHECK DRUDGE REPORT.
THERE'S NO INTERNET !
THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TOFIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE CAN'T--DON'T YOU GET IT ?!
THERE'S NO INTERNET TO FIND OUTWHY THERE'S NO INTERNET !
WHAT DID WE USED TO DO
TO GET THE NEWSBEFORE THE INTERNET ?
( gasping )A TELEVISION !
Once again, we apologize
but we cannotbring you the news.
It appears that we have nointernet here at News 4.
We'll be happy to bringyou up on current events
just as soon as ourinternet is back.
JESUS, IT'S STATEWIDE.
IT COULD BE NATIONWIDE.
Hello, do you haveinternet ?
It's channel 4 news.
No, we don't haveinternet either.
NO INTERNET ANYWHERE.
JESUS...WE'RE ALL ALONE.
It's Just Gone
With no internet, the town cannot learn what happened to the internet.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
The Marsh Family has its internet time cut short.x CLOSE
With no internet, the town cannot learn what happened to the internet.x CLOSE
Randy realizes the only way to save his family is to go in search of Internet.x CLOSE
Stan, Randy and the other internet refugees dream of a better life on the Internet.x CLOSE
Stan tries to console Shelly.x CLOSE
Stan and his family make it to the Silicon Valley Internet Refugee Camp.x CLOSE
The government sends its top minds to fix the internet.x CLOSE
The Marsh's try to cope with limited internet access in the Refugee Camp.x CLOSE
Randy tries to satisfy his needs in the internet porn simulator.x CLOSE
The Government tries to digitally communicate and appease the internet.x CLOSE