ON YOUR AMAZING TEST SCORES.
THE SCHOOL BOARD IS SOIMPRESSED WITH YOUR PROGRESS
THAT THEY ARE GOING TOLET YOU TAKE
THE STANDARDIZEDADVANCED-PLACEMENT TEST
FOR COLLEGE CREDIT !
ALL RIGHT !COOL, MAN !YEAH !
THE TEST IS GOING TO BEHEAVILY MONITORED
IN A PRIVATE ROOMAT THEIR LOCATION
TO ASSURE THAT THERE CAN BEABSOLUTELY NO CHEATING.
UH, WHAT ?
THE TEST WILL BETOMORROW.
MAKE US PROUD.
MONITOR US INA PRIVATE ROOM ?
NOW THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WE'VEBEEN CHEATING ALL ALONG.
I KNEW IT, MAN !
YOU MADE USBELIEVE IN YOUR WAY,
AND NOW IT'S ALLFOR NOTHING.
IT'S NOT FOR NOTHING !
IF YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, YOU CANCHEAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.
SHUT UP, MAN,YOU ROYALLY SCREWED US ALL !
HOW DO I REEEEECHTHESE KEEEEEDS !
JUST BEFORETHE LAST SUPER BOWL...
BILL BEEELICHICK GATHERED HISFOOTBALL PLAYERS AND SAID,
"LET'S WIN THIS ONE FOR REAL.
JUST THIS ONE TIME...LET'S NOT CHEAT."
YOU KNOWWHAT HAPPENED ?
EVEN IF YOU FEELALL EYES ARE UPON YOU,
YOU CANNOT GIVE UPON CHEATING.
OR ELSE YOU CAN LOSETHE BIGGEST GAME OF YOUR LIVES.
YEAH, COME ON,WE CAN DO THIS, GUYS.
YOU ARE THE TRUE DREAMERS.
TOMORROW YOU WILLPROVE IT.
WE WILL BEGIN BY REVIEWINGHOW TO PRINT OUT CHEAT SHEETS
AS LABELS FOR YOURBOTTLED WATER.
Amazing Test Scores
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.x CLOSE
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.x CLOSE
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.x CLOSE
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.x CLOSE
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.x CLOSE
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.x CLOSE
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.x CLOSE
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.x CLOSE