( all )THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 27IS FIVE.
THE ANSWER TONUMBER 28 IS 14.
( all )THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 28IS 14.
MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT ?
WHAT'S THE POINTOF ANY OF THIS ?
( crying )
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONEREVIEW THE SECTION
ON SPORTSCASTERS FORGIVINGTHE PATRIOTS FOR CHEATING
AND SAYING ITWAS NO BIG DEAL.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
MALITA, MALITA,HOLD ON !
YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW !
COME ON,WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
THERE ISN'T ANY POINTTO ALL THIS.
I WON'T BEGOING TO COLLEGE.
I'M PREGNANT,ALL RIGHT ?
I JUST FOUND OUT.
AND EDUARDO ISN'TGONNA HELP ME RAISE IT.
HOW DO I REECHTHESE KEEEDS ?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GOGET YOU AN ABORTION.
NO, I'M CATHOLIC.
I THINK ABORTIONIS WRONG.
ABORTION ISN'T WRONG.
WHAT'S THE ONE THINGI'VE BEEN TEACHING YOU ?!
THAT CHEATING IS GOOD.
AND ABORTION IS THE ULTIMATEFORM OF CHEATING.
YOU'RE CHEATINGNATURE ITSELF !
WHY DO RICH WHITE GIRLSGET AHEAD IN LIFE ?
BECAUSE THEY GETABORTIONS WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG.
THEY GET PREGNANT, BUT THEYSTILL WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE
SO, WHATEVER,THEY JUST CHEAT.
THEY CHEAT THAT LITTLE CRITTERIN THEIR BELLY
RIGHT OUT OFA CHANCE AT LIFE.
I DON'T KNOW, MR. C.
MEXICANS ARE TOLDNOT TO CHEAT.
YOU GET PREGNANT,YOU HAVE TO RAISE THE CHILD."
SO THEN YOU HAVE TORAISE THE CHILD
WHILE THE WHITE GIRLSGET TO GO TO COLLEGE
AND PROBABLY HAVEA BUNCH MORE ABORTIONS.
IT IS AT OURMOST CHALLENGING TIMES
THAT WE MUST CHEATOUR VERY HARDEST.
How White Girls Cheat
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.x CLOSE
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.x CLOSE
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.x CLOSE
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.x CLOSE
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.x CLOSE
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.x CLOSE
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.x CLOSE
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.x CLOSE