AND PASS IT TOTHE AMIGO BEHIND YOU.
HEY, MAN, WHAT THE HELL DOYOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?
MR. CARTMANEZ IS HERE TO MAKESURE YOU ALL GET INTO COLLEGE.
GET INTO COLLEGE ?!
MAN, WE AIN'T GETTINGINTO NO COLLEGE !
F--K YOU !
YEAH, MAN !THAT'S RIGHT !WHAT IS THIS, ANYWAY ?MAN, THIS IS CRAP !
HOW DO I REEECHTHESE KEEEDS ?
THE REASON THAT YOU THINKYOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE,
IS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'TBEEN TAUGHT
HOW TO CHEAT PROPERLY.
HOW DO YOU THINKWHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS GET AHEAD ?
BECAUSE WE CHEATALL THE TIME--
I MEAN BECAUSETHEY CHEAT ALL THE TIME.
THIS IS BILL BEEELICHICK,
COACH OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.
HE'S WON THREE SUPER BOWLS.
HE EVEN GOT CAUGHT CHEATINGAND NOBODY CARED.
BILL BEEELICHICKPROVED THAT IN AMERICA
IT'S OKAY TO CHEAT,
AS LONG AS YOU CHEATYOUR WAY TO THE TOP.
HEY, I DON'T WANNABE CALLED A CHEATER.
NO, NO, IF YOU CHEATAND FAIL, YOU'RE A CHEATER.
IF YOU CHEAT AND SUCCEED,YOU'RE SAVVYYYY.
THIS IS BULLS--T !
I DON'T WANT TO WASTEMY TIME LEARNING TO CHEAT !
GO AHEAD,THE DOOR'S RIGHT THERE.
BYE, BYE, HAVE FUN,WE WILL MISS YOU.
( sighing )HOW DO I REEECHTHESE KEEEDS ?
How Do I Reach These Kids?
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.x CLOSE
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.x CLOSE
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.x CLOSE
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.x CLOSE
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.x CLOSE
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.x CLOSE
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.x CLOSE
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.x CLOSE