AND PASS IT TOTHE AMIGO BEHIND YOU.
HEY, MAN, WHAT THE HELL DOYOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?
YEAH !
MR. CARTMANEZ IS HERE TO MAKESURE YOU ALL GET INTO COLLEGE.
GET INTO COLLEGE ?!
MAN, WE AIN'T GETTINGINTO NO COLLEGE !
F--K YOU !
YEAH, MAN !THAT'S RIGHT !WHAT IS THIS, ANYWAY ?MAN, THIS IS CRAP !
HOW DO I REEECHTHESE KEEEDS ?
THE REASON THAT YOU THINKYOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE,
IS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'TBEEN TAUGHT
HOW TO CHEAT PROPERLY.
HOW DO YOU THINKWHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS GET AHEAD ?
BECAUSE WE CHEATALL THE TIME--
I MEAN BECAUSETHEY CHEAT ALL THE TIME.
THIS IS BILL BEEELICHICK,
COACH OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.
HE'S WON THREE SUPER BOWLS.
HOW ?
HE CHEATED.
HE EVEN GOT CAUGHT CHEATINGAND NOBODY CARED.
BILL BEEELICHICKPROVED THAT IN AMERICA
IT'S OKAY TO CHEAT,
AS LONG AS YOU CHEATYOUR WAY TO THE TOP.
HEY, I DON'T WANNABE CALLED A CHEATER.
NO, NO, IF YOU CHEATAND FAIL, YOU'RE A CHEATER.
IF YOU CHEAT AND SUCCEED,YOU'RE SAVVYYYY.
THIS IS BULLS--T !
I DON'T WANT TO WASTEMY TIME LEARNING TO CHEAT !
GO AHEAD,THE DOOR'S RIGHT THERE.
BYE, BYE, HAVE FUN,WE WILL MISS YOU.
( sighing )HOW DO I REEECHTHESE KEEEDS ?
How Do I Reach These Kids?
Eek, A Penis! s12e05
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.

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