AND PASS IT TOTHE AMIGO BEHIND YOU.

HEY, MAN, WHAT THE HELL DOYOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?

YEAH !

MR. CARTMANEZ IS HERE TO MAKESURE YOU ALL GET INTO COLLEGE.

GET INTO COLLEGE ?!

MAN, WE AIN'T GETTINGINTO NO COLLEGE !

F--K YOU !

YEAH, MAN !THAT'S RIGHT !WHAT IS THIS, ANYWAY ?MAN, THIS IS CRAP !

HOW DO I REEECHTHESE KEEEDS ?

THE REASON THAT YOU THINKYOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE,

IS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'TBEEN TAUGHT

HOW TO CHEAT PROPERLY.

HOW DO YOU THINKWHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS GET AHEAD ?

BECAUSE WE CHEATALL THE TIME--

I MEAN BECAUSETHEY CHEAT ALL THE TIME.

THIS IS BILL BEEELICHICK,

COACH OF THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.

HE'S WON THREE SUPER BOWLS.

HOW ?

HE CHEATED.

HE EVEN GOT CAUGHT CHEATINGAND NOBODY CARED.

BILL BEEELICHICKPROVED THAT IN AMERICA

IT'S OKAY TO CHEAT,

AS LONG AS YOU CHEATYOUR WAY TO THE TOP.

HEY, I DON'T WANNABE CALLED A CHEATER.

NO, NO, IF YOU CHEATAND FAIL, YOU'RE A CHEATER.

IF YOU CHEAT AND SUCCEED,YOU'RE SAVVYYYY.

THIS IS BULLS--T !

I DON'T WANT TO WASTEMY TIME LEARNING TO CHEAT !

GO AHEAD,THE DOOR'S RIGHT THERE.

BYE, BYE, HAVE FUN,WE WILL MISS YOU.

( sighing )HOW DO I REEECHTHESE KEEEDS ?