DID YOU HEAR WHATI SAID, YOU GUYS ?
MY AWESOMETEACHING SKILLS
IS GONNA EARN ME300 BUCKS !
YOU'RE NOT ANAWESOME TEACHER.
WHATEVER, THE WHOLECLASS SCORED
SUPER HIGHON THE TESTS.
THE ONLY REASONWE SCORED HIGH
WAS BECAUSEWE TOOK THE ANSWERS
OUT OF GARRISON'S DESK,AND YOU KNOW IT !
YES, BUT WHOSE IDEA WAS IT
TO TAKE THE ANSWERSOUT OF GARRISON'S DESK ?
YEAH, THAT WASMY IDEA.OH, YEAH.
BUT WHATEVER,I'M GONNA GO TEACH
THOSE UNDERPRIVILEGEDINNER-CITY STUDENTS
AND REALLY TURNTHEIR LIVES AROUND.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE KIDSARE GOING TO DO TO YOU ?
A LITTLEMIDDLE-CLASS WHITE BOY
TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO ?
THEY ARE GOING TOF--KING MURDER YOU.
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
I BETTER BECAREFUL HOW I LOOK.
( razor buzzing )
( school bell ringing )
( metal detector beeping )
( all talking )
STUDENTS, QUIET !
QUIET PLEASE !
GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION !
I'LL GIVE YOUMY ATTENTION...
ALL NIGHT LONG,MRS. MILLER.
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE,RODRIGUEZ !
NOW LISTEN UP.
THE DENVER COUNTYSCHOOL BOARD
HAS SENT OVERA SPECIAL GUEST TEACHER.
OOOOOHHHHH !OOOOOHHHHH !OOOOOHHHHH !OOOOOHHHHH !
THIS MAY BE YOUR LAST SHOT
AT GRADUATING FROMHIGH SCHOOL AT ALL !
I WANT YOU TO WELCOME...ERIC CARTMANEZ.
( speaking with Spanish accent )HELLO, STUDENTS.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALYOUR NEW TEACHER.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
I AM HERE...TO TEACH YOU CALCULUS.
Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.x CLOSE
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.x CLOSE
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.x CLOSE
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.x CLOSE
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.x CLOSE
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.x CLOSE
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.x CLOSE
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.x CLOSE