( reporter )And so it appears thatthe local farmers' market
could be soon facingcomplete closure.
In other news tonight,
a South Park bio companyis coming under fire
for genetically engineering
body partsonto laboratory mice.
This picture of a mousegenetically altered
to grow a human ear
has alreadysparked waves of protest.
But the scientistssay the process
could helpthousands of people
who have become disfiguredand need ears or noses.
HOLY FREAKIN' JESUS.
USING COMMON GENETICSAND CARTILAGE SCAFFOLDING,
WE CAN GRAFT ALMOST ANYBODY PART ONTO A MOUSE
AND ALLOW IT TO DEVELOP.
HERE'S THE MOUSEYOU SAW ON TELEVISION.
ONCE THE EAR FULLY FORMS,
IT CAN BE TRANSPLANTEDONTO A PERSON.
DOCTOR,WHAT ABOUT A PENIS ?
WELL, A PENIS IS SOMETHING
A MAN PUTS INTOA WOMAN'S VAGINA.
NO, NO, IF I GAVEYOU SOME OF MY D.N.A.
COULD YOU GROW A PENISON A MOUSE FOR ME ?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
DOING THISSTUFF IS VERY EXPENSIVE,
AND WE'VE NEVER TRIEDA PENIS BEFORE--
THERE'S NOGUARANTEE IT WOULD WORK.
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEYI HAVE TO JUST TRY.
DOCTOR, I'M A MAN TRAPPED INA WOMAN'S BODY.
I NEED A PENIS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
As Seen on TV
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.x CLOSE
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.x CLOSE
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.x CLOSE
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.x CLOSE
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.x CLOSE
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.x CLOSE
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.x CLOSE
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.x CLOSE