ONE BIG SCREW UP, YOU KNOW ?
I ADMIT IT, I WAS--I WAS SEXUALLY LOST, I--
AND THEN I SEE THISPERSON ON OPRAH.
SHE'S A WOMAN,
BUT THEN SHE GOT A SEX CHANGEAND BECAME A MAN,
BUT THEN SHE GOTPREGNANT AND IS HAVING A BABY
WHICH MEANS SHE'S STILLA WOMAN ALL ALONG.
THAT MEANSI'M REALLY STILL A MAN !
I STILL FEEL LIKE A MAN !
ARE WE GONNAGET TESTED ON THIS ?
THIS SEX CHANGEWAS A BIG MISTAKE.
I WAS ON A LOT OFPAIN KILLERS AT THE TIME,
AND I THOUGHT IT WASWHAT I WANTED.
DUDE, YOU WANNA DOSOME MATH PROBLEMS ?
AND THEN I GO TOTHE DOCTOR, RIGHT,
AND I SAY, "DOCTOR, I WANNAGO BACK TO BEING A MAN."
AND HE SAYS, "WELL,THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH DAMAGE.
"YOU CAN'T GO BACK.
WHERE ARE YOUGONNA FIND A PENIS ?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHERE AMI GONNA FIND A PENIS ?"
I'M A MAN !
I DESERVEA GOD DAMNED PENIS !
( Principal Victoria )MR. GARR-- MR. GARRISON ?!
COULD WE SPEAK WITH YOU,PLEASE ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?I'M TRYING TO TEACH.
UH, WE THINK IT'SBEST YOU NOT TEACH
UNTIL YOU GET YOUR PERSONALLIFE IN ORDER, M'KAY ?
OH, IT'S SO EASYFOR YOU, MACKEY.
YOU HAVE A PENIS !
OKAY, STUDENTS, UH,OBVIOUSLY WE'VE HAD
I Deserve a Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.x CLOSE
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.x CLOSE
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.x CLOSE
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.x CLOSE
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.x CLOSE
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.x CLOSE
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.x CLOSE
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.x CLOSE