HI-YA !ARGH !
ARGH !AHH !
( grunting )
DAD, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
THEY BEEN GOING AT ITFOR A GOOD 30 MINUTES.
SHE'S MINE,YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALGET THE F--K OFFOF ME !
THE KEY PROPONENTOF THE CAT BAN
HAS BEEN CHARGEDWITH CHEESING IN A PUBLIC PARK.
GERALD BROFLOVSKI IS PREPAREDTO GIVE A PUBLIC STATEMENT.
I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESSA PERSONAL MATTER.
I HAVE LET MYSELF DOWN
AND I WOULD FIRST LIKE TOAPOLOGIZE TO MY LOVELY WIFE...
DON'T TOUCH ME.
... AND TO THE PEOPLEOF SOUTH PARK.
I WAS WRONG,
AND I CAN'T LET CATSTAKE THE FALL ANYMORE.
IT'S OUR FAULT.
THE PEOPLE WHO USE CATSFOR THEIR SWEET URINE,
WE HAVE TO LEARN THATCHEESING JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
SURE YOU GET TO FIGHTIN THE BREASTRIARY
AND SWIM INTHE FOUNTAINS OF VARNOTH
WITH THE ITTY-TITTY FAIRIESOF MAMMARY MOUNTAIN...
WHAT THE HELLIS HE TALKING ABOUT ?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
Gerald realizes cheesing just isn't worth it.
Mr. Mackey divulges too much information about various ways to get high.x CLOSE
Kenny volunteers to be the first to try getting high off of cat pee.x CLOSE
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.x CLOSE
Major Boobage offers to let Kenny lather his daughter in the fountains of Varnoth.x CLOSE
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.x CLOSE
Gerald offers his 'super-lawyer' powers to help rid South Park of cats.x CLOSE
Gerald's new law goes into effect and DEA agents round up all the cats.x CLOSE
The boys worry that Kenny has become a cheese addict.x CLOSE
Kenny rescues his hot lady from the Boob Monsters.x CLOSE
The boys have have a serious talk with Kenny about his Cheesing.x CLOSE