( humming )
OH, MY GOD !
KYLE, CAN WE TALK TO YOUFOR A MINUTE, PLEASE ?
KYLE, HAVE YOUBEEN GETTING HIGH ?
THEN WHY DID YOURMOTHER FIND THIS
IN YOURDRESSER DRAWER ?!
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,THAT ISN'T MINE.
I'M JUST HOLDING ITFOR A FRIEND.
DON'T LIE TO US,KYLE !
HOW LONG HAVE YOUBEEN ON THE CHEESE ?!
I'M NOT CHEESING !
I'VE NEVER CHEESEDONCE IN MY LIFE !
GET UP TO YOUR ROOMRIGHT NOW
UNTIL YOUR MOTHER AND I
FIGURE OUT HOW TODEAL WITH THIS !
DAD, WILL YOU JUSTLISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND--
NOW, KYLE !
GERALD, WHAT AREWE GONNA DO ?
OUR SON ISA CAT-PEE ADDICT !
FIRST THING IS WE'VEGOTTA DISPOSE OF THIS.
WHAT ARE YOUGONNA DO ?
I BETTER JUST TAKE IT DOWNTO THE BASEMENT FOR NOW--
MAKE SUREKYLE CAN'T FIND IT.
I'm Not Cheesing!
Kyle's parents find a cat hidden in his room and are convinced he's on the Cheese.
Mr. Mackey divulges too much information about various ways to get high.x CLOSE
Kenny volunteers to be the first to try getting high off of cat pee.x CLOSE
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.x CLOSE
Major Boobage offers to let Kenny lather his daughter in the fountains of Varnoth.x CLOSE
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.x CLOSE
Gerald offers his 'super-lawyer' powers to help rid South Park of cats.x CLOSE
Gerald's new law goes into effect and DEA agents round up all the cats.x CLOSE
The boys worry that Kenny has become a cheese addict.x CLOSE
Kenny rescues his hot lady from the Boob Monsters.x CLOSE
The boys have have a serious talk with Kenny about his Cheesing.x CLOSE