TWENTY PERCENT OF AMERICANSTUDENTS AGED 6 TO 12

SAY THEY HAVE TRIEDCHEESING AT LEAST ONCE.

KIDS ALSO REFER TO ITAS "THE CHEESE GAME"

OR "VITAMIN CHEESE"

OR "MARY JANEPISS-IN-YOUR-FACE FUN TIME."

CHEESING IS SPREADING FAST.

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALLSUFFICIENTLY SCARED, GERALD,

BUT WHAT CAN WE DO ?

I HAVE WRITTEN UP A BILL

THAT WOULD MAKEHAVING A CAT ILLEGAL

IN THE CITY OF SOUTH PARK.

GERALD'S RIGHT.

WE ALL HAVE TOFACE IT.

CATS ARE DEADLY ANIMALS.

IF YOU STICK YOURNOSE UP THEIR CROTCH

AND SNORT THEIR PISS,THEY CAN KILL YOU.

WITH MY SUPER LAWYER POWERS,WE CAN RID OUR TOWN OF CATS,

SO THAT OUR KIDSCAN NEVER GET HIGH AGAIN.

LET'S HEAR ITFOR GERALD !

HOORAY FOR GERALD !

YEAH !GERALD...GOOD JOB, GERALD !ALL RIGHT !