It's the newest drug craze

and it's killingyour kids !

KILLING OUR KIDS ?

ALL OVER AMERICA, KIDS AREGETTING HIGH ON CAT URINE.

HUFFING CAT URINE APPARENTLYCAUSES A EUPHORIC STATE

AND IS ALSOREFERRED TO AS "CHEESING."

WHY CHEESING ?

BECAUSE IT'S "FON TO DUE."

THIS SIXTH-GRADE GIRL SAYSSHE'S BEEN SNORTING CAT PISS

FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.

( distorted voice )WE SOMETIMES SNEAK OUTDURING RECESS

AND OUR FRIEND NAMED ( bleep )GOES AND GETS HER CATS

AND WE'LL JUSTCHEESE ALL DAY LONG.

OH, MY GOD !

SHEILA,COME LOOK AT THIS !

SO HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOURCHILD IS CHEESING ?

YOU MIGHT ALSO NOTICEBY CERTAIN PHRASES

YOUR CHILD SAYSTO SCHOOL FRIENDS, SUCH AS,

"HEY, LET'S GO CHEESE,"

OR "DO YOU FEEL LIKECHEESING, GUYS ?"

OR "DUDE, I'M CHEESING MYF-ING BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW."

KIDS ARE DOING THIS ?

( reporter )KIDS DO IT BECAUSE IT'S LEGAL.

WHAT CAN YOU DO BEFOREIT'S TOO LATE ?

MEOW.

WE HAVE TO PROTECT OURCHILDREN FROM THIS, SHEILA.