It's the newest drug craze
and it's killingyour kids !
KILLING OUR KIDS ?
ALL OVER AMERICA, KIDS AREGETTING HIGH ON CAT URINE.
HUFFING CAT URINE APPARENTLYCAUSES A EUPHORIC STATE
AND IS ALSOREFERRED TO AS "CHEESING."
WHY CHEESING ?
BECAUSE IT'S "FON TO DUE."
THIS SIXTH-GRADE GIRL SAYSSHE'S BEEN SNORTING CAT PISS
FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
( distorted voice )WE SOMETIMES SNEAK OUTDURING RECESS
AND OUR FRIEND NAMED ( bleep )GOES AND GETS HER CATS
AND WE'LL JUSTCHEESE ALL DAY LONG.
OH, MY GOD !
SHEILA,COME LOOK AT THIS !
SO HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOURCHILD IS CHEESING ?
YOU MIGHT ALSO NOTICEBY CERTAIN PHRASES
YOUR CHILD SAYSTO SCHOOL FRIENDS, SUCH AS,
"HEY, LET'S GO CHEESE,"
OR "DO YOU FEEL LIKECHEESING, GUYS ?"
OR "DUDE, I'M CHEESING MYF-ING BRAINS OUT RIGHT NOW."
KIDS ARE DOING THIS ?
( reporter )KIDS DO IT BECAUSE IT'S LEGAL.
WHAT CAN YOU DO BEFOREIT'S TOO LATE ?
WE HAVE TO PROTECT OURCHILDREN FROM THIS, SHEILA.
I was SO Close
Major Boobage offers to let Kenny lather his daughter in the fountains of Varnoth.
Mr. Mackey divulges too much information about various ways to get high.x CLOSE
Kenny volunteers to be the first to try getting high off of cat pee.x CLOSE
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.x CLOSE
Major Boobage offers to let Kenny lather his daughter in the fountains of Varnoth.x CLOSE
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.x CLOSE
Gerald offers his 'super-lawyer' powers to help rid South Park of cats.x CLOSE
Gerald's new law goes into effect and DEA agents round up all the cats.x CLOSE
The boys worry that Kenny has become a cheese addict.x CLOSE
Kenny rescues his hot lady from the Boob Monsters.x CLOSE
The boys have have a serious talk with Kenny about his Cheesing.x CLOSE