M'KAY, KIDS, WE HAVESOMETHING VERY SERIOUS
WE NEED TO DISCUSSTODAY, M'KAY ?
IT APPEARS THAT SOME KIDSIN SCHOOL ARE GETTING HIGH
BY CHOKING THEMSELVES.
SOME KIDS CALL ITTHE "CHOKING GAME," M'KAY ?
BUT CHOKING YOURSELFIS BAD, M'KAY ?
DON'T-DON'T DO THAT, M'KAY ?
YOU CAN GET HIGHFROM CHOKING YOURSELF ?
SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE OFTENEXPERIMENTING WITH
DANGEROUS WAYSTO GET HIGH, M'KAY,
LIKE SNIFFING GLUE,
GUZZLING COUGH MEDICINE,HUFFING PAINT, M'KAY ?
BUT THEY'REALL BAD, M'KAY ?
MY COUSINS IN FLORIDA
SAID KIDS IN THEIR SCHOOLGET HIGH OFF OF CAT PEE.
CAT PEE ?THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU CAN'T GET HIGH OFF OFCAT URINE-- CAN YOU ?
WELL, IT'S NOTACTUALLY CAT URINE.
BUT MALE CATS, WHEN THEY'REMARKING THEIR TERRITORY,
SPRAY A CONCENTRATED URINE
TO FEND OFFOTHER MALE CATS AND...
AND THAT CAN GET YOUREALLY HIGH, M'KAY ?
REALLY, REALLY HIGH, M'KAY ?
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLDYOU THAT JUST NOW, M'KAY.
THAT WAS PROBABLY BAD.
THIS SHOULD KEEPMY CAT IN PLACE
Really, Really High, M'Kay
Mr. Mackey divulges too much information about various ways to get high.
Mr. Mackey divulges too much information about various ways to get high.x CLOSE
Kenny volunteers to be the first to try getting high off of cat pee.x CLOSE
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.x CLOSE
Major Boobage offers to let Kenny lather his daughter in the fountains of Varnoth.x CLOSE
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.x CLOSE
Gerald offers his 'super-lawyer' powers to help rid South Park of cats.x CLOSE
Gerald's new law goes into effect and DEA agents round up all the cats.x CLOSE
The boys worry that Kenny has become a cheese addict.x CLOSE
Kenny rescues his hot lady from the Boob Monsters.x CLOSE
The boys have have a serious talk with Kenny about his Cheesing.x CLOSE