HEY, WHERE ARE WE ?
THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
OVER HERE, MS. SPEARS !ONE FOR US MAGAZINE ?
RIGHT OVER HERE,MS. SPEARS !
OH, NO !GGOEGOGOG !GGOGO !
COME ON, BRITNEY !
COME ON, COME ON !
( gasping )
MOM, DAD !
THEY'RE GONNAKILL HER !
THEY'RE GONNA-- WAIT,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
IT'S ALL OF AMERICA,KYLE.
WE'RE ALL A PARTOF THIS TOGETHER.
YOU KNOWABOUT ALL THIS ?
KYLE, WHAT THE F--KIS GOING ON NOW ?
SHE'S BEEN BUILT UP TOBE SACRIFICED, STAN !
SACRIFICED ?FOR WHAT ?
FOR HARVEST, STANLEY.
THE SAME REASON HUMAN BEINGSHAVE ALWAYS DONE IT.
"SACRIFICE IN MARCH,CORN HAVE PLENTY STARCH."
WE HADN'T TOLDYOU ABOUT IT, STANLEY,
BECAUSE WE LIKE TO WAIT UNTILKIDS ARE A LITTLE OLDER
TO TALK TO THEMABOUT THINGS LIKE CONDOMS
AND RITUALISTIC HUMANSACRIFICE FOR HARVEST.
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH ALREADY !
THIS HAS ALL GONE ONLONG ENOUGH.
THE KID IS RIGHT.
THIS HAS GONE ONTOO LONG.
YEAH, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVEKILLED HERSELF A LONG TIME AGO.
AND HARVEST IS COMING SOON.
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,LET'S FINISH THIS QUICKLY.
( cameras clicking )
COME ON, HURRY UP.
I CAN'T RUN.
YOU GO AHEAD,I'LL CATCH UP WITH YA.
HOLD ON !
WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR USTO LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE.
( thundering )
Condoms and Ritualistic Sacrifice
Stan and Kyle learn the true meaning of harvest.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Britney Spears camping trip becomes breaking news when she is secretly photographed.x CLOSE
The Boys hope to make $100,000 dollars.x CLOSE
Randy makes the boys watch a boring political debate between Obama and Clinton.x CLOSE
Realizing that she has been tricked by Stan and Kyle is the last straw for Britney.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.x CLOSE
Britney is rushed to the hospital and the reporters focus on her crazy new look.x CLOSE
Britney's manager wants her to release a new song and show off her ballsy new look.x CLOSE
Britney's back in the recording studio to prove she's still got it.x CLOSE
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.x CLOSE
The boys decide to take Britney to the only place she can be free of the media, the North Pole.x CLOSE