( announcer )LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS,IT'S THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS.
WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL ?
IT'S THE MTV AWARDS AND WE AREKICKIN' IT OFF RIGHT !
HERE TO PERFORM HERNEW SONG IS THE ONE AND ONLY
BRITNEY SPEARS !
OH, COME ON NOW,PEOPLE !
OH, MY GOD !
SHE'S REALLYGOTTEN CHUBBY !
♪ It's Britney bitch
♪ ( giggling )
♪ THE WAY SHE FEELS
♪ LOVE INSIDE
OH, MAN, SHE'S TOTALLYLIP-SYNCHING.
SHE DOESN'THAVE ANY LIPS !
♪ ... TEMPORARY
♪ SO HOT
♪ Grghgrhgrh... ♪
DISASTER ATTHE MTV AWARDS.
PEOPLE ARE RIDICULINGBRITNEY SPEARS.
HER PERFORMANCEWAS AWFUL, TOM.
SHE LOOKED TIRED,SHE LOOKED FAT,
SHE DIDN'T HAVE A HEAD.
IT WAS JUSTCOMPLETELY PHONED IN.
No doubt, Tom, that girlhas major issues.
DON'T LISTENTO 'EM, BRIT.
THEY'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS.
She is Totally Lip-Syncing
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.
Britney Spears camping trip becomes breaking news when she is secretly photographed.x CLOSE
The Boys hope to make $100,000 dollars.x CLOSE
Randy makes the boys watch a boring political debate between Obama and Clinton.x CLOSE
Realizing that she has been tricked by Stan and Kyle is the last straw for Britney.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.x CLOSE
Britney is rushed to the hospital and the reporters focus on her crazy new look.x CLOSE
Britney's manager wants her to release a new song and show off her ballsy new look.x CLOSE
Britney's back in the recording studio to prove she's still got it.x CLOSE
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.x CLOSE
The boys decide to take Britney to the only place she can be free of the media, the North Pole.x CLOSE