KEEPING YOU UP-TO-DATE WITH ALLYOUR BRITNEY SPEARS NEWS !
EHH !OH, BOY !
WHAT'S SHE DONE NOW ?
BRITNEY SPEARSHAS BEEN SPOTTED CAMPING
IN THE COLORADO MOUNTAINS,AND ONE REPORT CLAIMS
THAT SHE HAS TAKENA PISS IN THE FOREST.
ROBERT POONER HAS MORE.
RON, I'M STANDING IN"SOUTH MARK," COLORADO,
WHERE BRITNEY SPEARSHAS APPARENTLY BEEN
TRYING TOGET AWAY FROM IT ALL.
OH, DUDE,THAT'S OUR TOWN !
MRS. SPEARS WAS SPOTTED ATA MOUNTAIN CAMPGROUND
AND YOU WON'TBELIEVE WHAT SHE DID, RON.
THE TROUBLED DIVA TOOK A PISSRIGHT ON A LADYBUG.
WE'VE BLURRED OUTPARTS OF THE PHOTO
SO THAT IT DOESN'T OFFEND.
SHE'S SUCHA TRAIN WRECK !
WHEN THE PHOTOIS ENHANCED, RON,
YOU CAN SEE THE POOR LITTLELADYBUG GETTING DOUSED.
THIS MUST BE VERYEMBARRASSING FOR BRITNEY
THAT THIS PHOTO GOT OUT, BOB.
AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'SGAINED WEIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT, RON,SHE REALLY CHUBBED UP.
AND IF YOU ZOOM INON HER FACE,
YOU CAN SEE THATSHE'S GOT SOME ZITS !
AW, POOR GIRL.
HEY, SHARON,BRITNEY PEED ON A LADYBUG !
THE PHOTOGRAPH WAS TAKEN BY
BRIAN WILLISOF BAILEY, COLORADO,
WHO SOLD IT TO 31 NEWSFOR $100,000.
THAT'S ENOUGHTO BUY SLAVES !
BRITNEY IS SAID TO BE NOWHIDING OUT
IN A SOUTH PARK MOTEL.
AND NOW BACK TO THE STUPIDDEMOCRATIC DEBATES.
... AND SPEAR CHUCKERS.
DID YOU GUYSHEAR THAT ?
$100,000FOR A PICTURE OF BRITNEY.
AND SHE'S AT A HOTELIN OUR TOWN !
IT'S GOTTA BETHE KOMFORT INN.
THAT'S THE NICEST HOTELIN SOUTH PARK.
CARTMAN,GO GET YOUR CAMERA !
HA-HANG ON, FELLAS.
DON'T YOU THINK BRITNEY'SBEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ?
I MEAN,MAYBE IT'S FINALLY TIME
FOR US ALL TO JUSTLEAVE HER ALONE.
BUTTERS,DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY.
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Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
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Britney Spears camping trip becomes breaking news when she is secretly photographed.x CLOSE
The Boys hope to make $100,000 dollars.x CLOSE
Randy makes the boys watch a boring political debate between Obama and Clinton.x CLOSE
Realizing that she has been tricked by Stan and Kyle is the last straw for Britney.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.x CLOSE
Britney is rushed to the hospital and the reporters focus on her crazy new look.x CLOSE
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Britney's back in the recording studio to prove she's still got it.x CLOSE
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.x CLOSE
The boys decide to take Britney to the only place she can be free of the media, the North Pole.x CLOSE