I SUPPOSE WE COULD TRYTO DISTILL MAGIC'S CASH
DOWN TO ITS MOST HIGHLYCONCENTRATED LEVEL
AND TRY ITON ONE OF THEM.
BUT IT'S VERY RISKY.
YEAH, WELL,IF THERE'S A CHANCE
OF BEING CURED OFTHIS ILLNESS,
THEN KYLE ISWILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK.
LET'S HOPE TO CHRISTTHIS WORKS.
( slprrrg )
WAIT A MINUTE...
YES...YES, TAKE A LOOK !
THE CASH PARTICLES HAVECOMPLETELY REPLACED
ALL THE H.I.V.IN KYLE'S BLOOD !
BOYS, YOU'VE JUST FOUNDTHE CURE FOR AIDS !
ALL RIGHT !
THEY'VE FOUND THE CUREFOR AI ! S
THE CURE FOR AIDS !
WHAT IS IT ?
LARGE DOSES OFCONCENTRATED CASH !
GET THE MEDIA ONTHE PHONE !
ALL RIGHT !
SCIENTISTS HAVE JUSTDISCOVERED THE CURE FOR AIDS:
ABOUT A $180,000 SHOT DIRECTLYINTO THE BLOODSTREAM.
THEY JUST FOUND THE CUREFOR AI ! S
YOU JUST HAVE TO INJECTYOURSELF WITH ALL YOUR CASH !
I AM PLEASED TOANNOUNCE THAT
THERE IS NO TRACEOF THE H.I.V. VIRUS
IN EITHER KYLE BROFLOVSKIOR ERIC CARTMAN.
( applause )
TOGETHER, THESE BOYSBEAT THEIR ILLNESS
WITH NOTHINGBUT EACH OTHER,
AND OVERCOMING ALL ODDS,
THESE TWOBRAVE FRIENDS--
OH, STOP--WE'RE NOT FRIENDS !
HE'S THE ONE WHO INFECTEDME WITH AIDS !
THESE TWO BRAVE LOVERS
FOUND THE CUREAND HELPED THE WORLD.
They Found A Cure For AIDS
Scientists discover the cure for AIDS is $180,000.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE