ARE YOU SURE ?YES !
ARE YOU H.I.V. POSITI--OW !
OW, F--K, KYLE !
BOYS, THE TRUTHIS I DON'T KNOW
WHY MY BODY ISSO RESISTANT TO THE VIRUS.
I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW SOI COULD HELP OTHERS,
BUT I JUST DON'T.
WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHINGYOU'VE COME INTO CONTACT WITH
THAT HINDERS H.I.V.FROM GROWING.
DO YOU MINDIF WE JUST LOOK AROUND ?
WELL, NOT AT ALL.
THE POOL IS OVER THERE,
WHERE I TRY TOSWIM AND STAY IN SHAPE.
MY KITCHEN IS FULL OFPRETTY HEALTHY FOOD.
I DON'T KNOWWHICH THING IT IS
THAT KEEPS MY T-CELLCOUNT HIGH,
SO I TRY IT ALL.
BUT EVERYONE TRIES THAT.
THERE HAS TO BESOMETHING YOU'RE EXPOSED TO
THAT OTHERS AREN'T.
COULD WE SEEWHERE YOU SLEEP ?
JUST A PRETTY PLAINOLD ORDINARY BEDROOM.
OH, YEAH,I DON'T TRUST BANKS.
I SLEEP WITH ALLMY MONEY.
YOU SLEEP WITH MONEYEVERY NIGHT ?
YEAH, I LIKE TOKEEP IT CLOSE--
YOU DON'T THINK THAT...
MITCH, THESE BOYSCOULD BE ONTO SOMETHING.
TAKE A LOOK.
THAT'S A SAMPLE OFH.I.V.-INFECTED BLOOD.
YOU CAN CLEARLY SEETHE H.I.V.
ATTACKINGTHE WHITE BLOOD CELLS, RIGHT ?
ALL RIGHT, NOW WATCHWHAT HAPPENS
WHEN WEINTRODUCE SOME CASH.
MY GOD !
THE H.I.V. PARTICLESARE RECEDING !
( particles shrieking )
THE CASH DOES SEEMTO RESTRAIN
THE H.I.V. CELLSFROM STABILIZING !
NOW, HOLD ON !
ALL THE CASH IS DOING ISDESTABILIZING THE VIRUS,
NOT DESTROYING IT.
WELL, LOOK, IF BEINGAROUND LOTS OF CASH
NEGATIVELY AFFECTSTHE H.I.V. THEN MAYBE--
THEN MAYBE ENOUGH CASH
SHOT DIRECTLY INTOTHE BLOOD STREAM
COULD KILLTHE VIRUS ALL TOGETHER.
I HAVE ENOUGH CASHFOR ALL THREE OF US.
WE SHOULD GIVE ITA TRY.
NO, NO, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
WE NEED F.D.A. APPROVALS,CONTROL STUDIES !
I'M SORRY,BUT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
THESE BOYS HAVE SHOWN US
THAT A LOT OF IMPOSSIBLETHINGS CAN HAPPEN !
THEIR FRIENDSHIP HAS CONQUEREDEVERY OBSTACLE IN THEIR
I Don't Trust Banks
Magic Johnson helps the boys in their quest to find a cure for AIDS.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE