MAGIC, MAGIC, COULD YOU COMETO THE FRONT FOR A MINUTE ?
THERE ARE A COUPLEOF BOYS HERE TO SEE YOU.
TWO BRAVE LITTLE BUDDIESWHO, AGAINST ALL ODDS,
HAVE JOURNEYEDACROSS AMERICA
TO FIND THE CURE FOR AIDS.
ALL THEY HAVE IS EACH OTHERIN A RACE AGAINST TIME.
( sniffle )
THANK YOU FOR SEEING US,MR. JOHNSON.
WE WERE HOPING THAT MAYBEYOU HAVE SOME KIND OF KEY
THAT COULD HELP USWITH OUR DISEASE.
YOU BOYS BOTHHAVE THE VIRUS ?
ARE YOU SURE ?
WE'RE NOT JUST SURE,WE'RE H.I.V. POSITIVE.
WILL YOU STOP ITWITH THAT ?
WHAT PART OF THISIS FUNNY TO YOU ?
KYLE, WE NEED TOTRY TO FIND--
WHAT PART OF BEING INFECTEDWITH A DEADLY DISEASE
DO YOU FIND FUNNY ?
I DON'T THINKIT'S FUNNY, KYLE.
THEN STOP SAYING YOU'RE
"NOT JUST SURE,YOU'RE H.I.V. POSITIVE."
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, AIDS ISN'T FUNNY,
DYING ISN'T FUNNY,SO SHUT THE F--K UP !
WELL, EXCUSE ME, KYLE,
FOR TRYING TO KEEP SOMEOPTIMISM, Y'KNOW.
I MEAN, SOMETIMES WHENTHINGS SEEM THEIR DARKEST,
YOU JUST NEED TO TRYAND STAY...
BUT IF YOU WANNA BE SOH.I.V. NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME--
KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW !
We Have To See Magic Johnson
Cartman and Kyle need to get to the city of Los Angeles ASAP.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE