OKAY, I HAVEA 2:00 FLIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE...$400 EACH.
UH, SIR,YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE HAVE TO SEE MAGIC JOHNSONRIGHT AWAY.
YOU SEE... WE HAVE AIDS.
WOW, THAT'S REALLY...RETRO.
BUT I'M SORRY...
I CAN'T JUSTGIVE AWAY FREE SEATS.
DON'T YOU GET IT ?
WE ARE TWO PALS,AFFLICTED WITH AN ILLNESS
AND WHO ONLY HAVE EACH OTHERIN A RACE AGAINST TIME !
INNOCENT PLAYFULCHILDREN WHO WERE STRICKEN
WITH A DEADLY DISEASEFOR NO REASON.
OH, PLEASE !NO REASON !
I GOT AIDS FROM HIM !
OH, YOU BOYS ARELIKE THAT, HUH ?
ARE YOU SURE YOU BOYS JUSTDON'T HAVE ANY CASH ?
WE'RE NOT JUST SURE,WE'RE H.I.V. POSITIVE.
UH, WE SOMETIMES OFFER FREESEATS TO CANCER PATIENTS,
BUT AIDS, I--
HEY, MITCH, DO WE HAVE ANY AIDS PATIENT POLICIES ?
FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT !
WE'LL USE ANOTHERAIRLINE !
No One Likes A Tattle Tale, Mkay.
Kyle tells on Cartman for infecting him wth AIDS.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE