BREAK MY XBOXAND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
YOU'RE LYING.NO, NO !
ALL RIGHT, KYLE,MAGIC JOHNSON, KYLE !
THE KEY IS MAGIC JOHNSON.
MAGIC JOHNSON ?
HE WAS A BASKETBALL PLAYER.
SO WHAT ?!
SO HE GOT H.I.V.LIKE 50 YEARS AGO
AND HE'S STILLTOTALLY FINE.
MAGIC JOHNSON HASSOME KIND OF RESISTANCE
TO THE VIRUS, KYLE.
I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING ITSINCE I GOT INFECTED.
IF WE CAN TRACK HIM DOWN
AND ISOLATE HISGENETIC PROTOTYPE,
WE HAVE A CHANCE OF BEATINGTHIS THING, BUDDY.
YOU AND ME, KYLE.
WE CAN OVERCOMEOUR ILLNESS.
I SWEAR IT TO YOU.
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'TFIND A CURE FOR H.I.V.
I WILL BREAK YOUR XBOX.
( woman on loudspeaker )The white zone is for immediateloading and unloading...
WE NEED TWO TICKETSTO LOS ANGELES
I'm Going To Kill You Cartman!
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE