( sniffling )
( sneezing )
THERE, THERE, BOOBIE,YOU'LL BE OKAY.
OH, DOCTOR,DID YOU FIND ANYTHING ?
IS IT STREP ?
NO, IT ISN'T STREP.
OH, WELL,THAT'S A RELIEF.
MRS. BROFLOVSKI,HAS YOUR SON EVER HAD
A BLOOD TRANSFUSION ?
NO, WHY ?
HAVE YOU BEEN HAVINGUNPROTECTED ANAL SEX ?
WHAT ?-- NO !
DOCTOR, WHAT ARE YOUSAYING ?
WE'VE RUN EVERY TESTIMAGINABLE.
LITTLE KYLE HERE ISINFECTED WITH H.I.V.
WHAT ?H.I.V. ?
IT TOOK US A LONG TIMETO NARROW IT DOWN,
BUT THERE IS NO DOUBT.
NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !
LITTLE BOY,ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVEN'T
TAKEN IT UP THE HOO-HOOJUST ONCE OR TWICE ?
NO, GODDAMN IT, NO !
I'M TELLING YOU,YOU'RE WRONG !
THERE'S NO WAYI CAN HAVE H.I.V.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT SON OF A BITCH !
KYLE... KYLE !
PASS ME THE BALL.
PASS ME THE BALL, CRAIG,YOU STUPID ASSHOLE !
KYLE, WHAT THE "F" ?!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU,CARTMAN !
KYLE, WHAT ?!
WHAT DID HE DO ?
WHY DO I HAVEH.I.V. ?!
OH, YOU HAVE H.I.V.HUH, KYLE ?
GUESS IT ISN'TSO FUNNY NOW, IS IT ?
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE