HELPING LITTLE ERIC MARTMAN.
JUST BRING OUTELTON JOHN ALREADY !
UH, WE'RE SORRY,ELTON COULDN'T MAKE IT.
HE HAD TO PLAY ATA CANCER BENEFIT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,WE GOT SOMEBODY BETTER.
JIMMY BUFFETT !
JIMMY BUFFETT ?
I WROTE THIS SONG FORA VERY BRAVE LITTLE BOY.
♪ AIDS BURGER IN PARADISE ♪
♪ AIDS BURGERAND IT AIN'T NICE... ♪
NOBODY LIKES JIMMY BUFFETTEXCEPT FOR FRAT BOYS
AND ALCOHOLICCHICKS FROM THE SOUTH !
♪ ... LITTLE BOYIN SOUTH PARK ♪
♪ DYING OF AIDSIN THE COLD DARK ♪
♪ HOW HE GOT AIDS ♪
♪ I'VE HAVEN'TA CLUE ♪
♪ WASTING AWAY AGAIN
♪ BECAUSE OF AIDS AND STUFF... ♪♪
HOW ARE WE ALLFEELING TONIGHT ?
F--K YOU,JIMMY BUFFETT !
YOU F--KING SUCK !
OH, POOPSYKINS, BE NICE.
F--K YOU, MOM.
I HAVE F--KING AIDS !
THANKS A LOT FOR COMING TOMY AIDS BENEFIT YESTERDAY.
OH, DUDE,WAS THAT YESTERDAY ?
YEAH, YOU FORGOT.
JUST LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLELATELY HAVE FORGOT
THAT AIDS ISSTILL KILLING PEOPLE.
SEEMS LIKE ALL OF AMERICAHAS FORGOT
THAT H.I.V.IS A SERIOUS DISEASE.
WELL, DID ELTON JOHNSING A SONG FOR YOU ?
NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT,JIMMY BUFFETT CAME INSTEAD.
( chuckling )
OH, YEAH, IT'S REALF--KING FUNNY, KYLE !
( snickering )
I'M SORRY...I'M-- I'M REALLY--
CARTMAN, I FEEL REALLYBAD FOR YOU.
NO YOU DON'T !I DO.
IF YOU REALLY FELT BAD,
YOU'D WIPE THAT F--KINGSMIRK OFF YOUR FACE !
WELL, ANY GODDAMNEDSECOND, KYLE !
I'M SORRY,I GOTTA GO HOME.
( laughing uncontrollably )
JESUS CHRIST, CAN YOUBELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE ?!
HE DOES FEEL BADFOR YOU, CARTMAN.
HE JUST THINKS IT'S...IRONIC.
IRONIC HOW ?!
Y'KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCHA DICK AND STUFF AND NOW--
OH, AND WHAT,I DESERVE IT ?!
Real Special Little Guy
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE