HELPING LITTLE ERIC MARTMAN.
JUST BRING OUTELTON JOHN ALREADY !
UH, WE'RE SORRY,ELTON COULDN'T MAKE IT.
HE HAD TO PLAY ATA CANCER BENEFIT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT,WE GOT SOMEBODY BETTER.
JIMMY BUFFETT !
JIMMY BUFFETT ?
I WROTE THIS SONG FORA VERY BRAVE LITTLE BOY.
♪ AIDS BURGER IN PARADISE ♪
♪ AIDS BURGERAND IT AIN'T NICE... ♪
NOBODY LIKES JIMMY BUFFETTEXCEPT FOR FRAT BOYS
AND ALCOHOLICCHICKS FROM THE SOUTH !
♪ ... LITTLE BOYIN SOUTH PARK ♪
♪ DYING OF AIDSIN THE COLD DARK ♪
♪ HOW HE GOT AIDS ♪
♪ I'VE HAVEN'TA CLUE ♪
♪ WASTING AWAY AGAIN
♪ BECAUSE OF AIDS AND STUFF... ♪♪
HOW ARE WE ALLFEELING TONIGHT ?
F--K YOU,JIMMY BUFFETT !
YOU F--KING SUCK !
OH, POOPSYKINS, BE NICE.
F--K YOU, MOM.
I HAVE F--KING AIDS !
THANKS A LOT FOR COMING TOMY AIDS BENEFIT YESTERDAY.
OH, DUDE,WAS THAT YESTERDAY ?
YEAH, YOU FORGOT.
JUST LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLELATELY HAVE FORGOT
THAT AIDS ISSTILL KILLING PEOPLE.
SEEMS LIKE ALL OF AMERICAHAS FORGOT
THAT H.I.V.IS A SERIOUS DISEASE.
WELL, DID ELTON JOHNSING A SONG FOR YOU ?
NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT,JIMMY BUFFETT CAME INSTEAD.
( chuckling )
OH, YEAH, IT'S REALF--KING FUNNY, KYLE !
( snickering )
I'M SORRY...I'M-- I'M REALLY--
CARTMAN, I FEEL REALLYBAD FOR YOU.
NO YOU DON'T !I DO.
IF YOU REALLY FELT BAD,
YOU'D WIPE THAT F--KINGSMIRK OFF YOUR FACE !
WELL, ANY GODDAMNEDSECOND, KYLE !
I'M SORRY,I GOTTA GO HOME.
( laughing uncontrollably )
JESUS CHRIST, CAN YOUBELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE ?!
HE DOES FEEL BADFOR YOU, CARTMAN.
HE JUST THINKS IT'S...IRONIC.
IRONIC HOW ?!
Y'KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCHA DICK AND STUFF AND NOW--
OH, AND WHAT,I DESERVE IT ?!
Real Special Little Guy
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.x CLOSE
Kyle and Cartman fly for free by posing as cancer patientsx CLOSE
Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.x CLOSE
After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.x CLOSE
The boys find out that one of their friends has a very serious illness.x CLOSE
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.x CLOSE
Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.x CLOSE
Butters helps Cartman teach Kyle a lesson about compassion.x CLOSE
While the doctor finds his infection a mystery, Kyle has no doubt where he got it.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle rumble on the playground.x CLOSE